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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

I'm like, "Really What kind of balls does it taketo put the word 'corral' on the nameof...

I'm like, "Really What kind of balls does it take
to put the word 'corral' on the name
of your fucking restaurant?" Boy, do they know that demographic!

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I'm like, "Really
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What kind of balls does it take to put the word 'corral'
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on the name of your fucking restaurant?"
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Boy, do they know that demographic!
Duration
13 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:53:14
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough.
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine.
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar lick - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar...
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn...
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on back to the Golden Corral." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on bac...
They call it Golden Corral, of course, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
They call it Golden Corral, of course,
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before,
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big...
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns.
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to find these people - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to ...
He brought one to Vegas last year, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
He brought one to Vegas last year,
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Looked like somebody had stretched a rubber band
And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I was like, "Goddamn, Ray!"
Back in 1996, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Back in 1996,
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cosby combined. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Jeff sold more comedy albums than Richard Pryor and Bill Cos...
Over 15 million albums, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Over 15 million albums,
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Thank you from the bottom of my heart for that.
When Jeff got big enough to take somebody with him, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
When Jeff got big enough to take somebody with him,
He always believed in my talent, but not my work ethic. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
He always believed in my talent, but not my work ethic.