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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

In the summer, I keep a bowl of limesright next to the salt shaker, and I'll just get a...

In the summer, I keep a bowl of limes
right next to the salt shaker, and I'll just get a lime,
squirt a little lime juice in there, little bit of salt,
hunker down, do some pussy shots

Full Transcript

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In the summer,
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I keep a bowl of limes right next to the salt shaker,
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and I'll just get a lime, squirt a little lime juice in there,
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little bit of salt, hunker down, do some pussy shots.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
77
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:57
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
I got like 20 tweets from one guy, going, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
I got like 20 tweets from one guy, going,
You went to one of my shows, you-- She let you! - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
You went to one of my shows, you-- She let you!
You and her were standing in the kitchen and looked at that lime. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
You and her were standing in the kitchen and looked at that ...
Jeff has a special on Sirius called The Comic's Mind, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Jeff has a special on Sirius called The Comic's Mind,
And we decided on a date that we would do it, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And we decided on a date that we would do it,
And it really reminded Jeff and I of how much fun we have on stage together - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And it really reminded Jeff and I of how much fun we have on...
And before the thing started, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
And before the thing started,
And I double snotted my own fucking television. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
And I double snotted my own fucking television.
I'm like, "Really - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:13
I'm like, "Really
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Welcome to our giant all-you-can-eat food trough.
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
We have a chocolate waterfall and a cotton candy machine.
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar lick - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I can't wait till they go hog-wild and just put a sugar...
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
"Get too fat at the Golden Corral, go to the Dress Barn...
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on back to the Golden Corral." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"Get a dress the size of a fucking barn and come on bac...
They call it Golden Corral, of course, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
They call it Golden Corral, of course,
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
My cousin Ray, who I've talked about on stage before,
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's his deal. Always has been. He likes them big big...
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Muumuu and 400-plus, great big old big 'uns.
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to find these people - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And he said that the Golden Corral's the best place to ...
He brought one to Vegas last year, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
He brought one to Vegas last year,