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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

It was about three years ago, and there were six comicsin an open forum, telling stories,...

It was about three years ago, and there were six comics
in an open forum, telling stories, and this is the story that I told

Full Transcript

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It was about three years ago,
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and there were six comics in an open forum, telling stories,
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and this is the story that I told.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:49
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
It's very short. It happened a long time ago, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
It's very short. It happened a long time ago,
It's not like if I told you the story without saying that, you'd have gone, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
It's not like if I told you the story without saying th...
I was the feature act at the Punchline Comedy Club - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I was the feature act at the Punchline Comedy Club
And traditionally in American comedy clubs, there's three acts. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
And traditionally in American comedy clubs, there's thr...
There's an opening act that makes between 100 and 200 a week for nine shows, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:13
There's an opening act that makes between 100 and 200 a...
And traditionally during the week, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
And traditionally during the week,
So I've just driven from Dallas to Sacramento to make $400. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
So I've just driven from Dallas to Sacramento to make $...
I've got "go get a six-pack of beer and a frozen pizza". - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I've got "go get a six-pack of beer and a frozen p...
Not the good frozen pizza, the other fucking frozen fucking pizza, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
Not the good frozen pizza, the other fucking frozen fucking ...
So I'm all set up. My beer is cold. My pizza is done. I ordered the movie. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
So I'm all set up. My beer is cold. My pizza is done. I...
It says, "Please enjoy your feature film," but nothing comes on the television. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
It says, "Please enjoy your feature film," but not...
I don't have another eight goddamn dollars." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I don't have another eight goddamn dollars."
I said, "I ordered a movie, it said, 'Please enjoy your feature film,' - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
I said, "I ordered a movie, it said, 'Please enjoy...
Knock on the door, it's a chick from Maintenance. "What's the problem?" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
Knock on the door, it's a chick from Maintenance. "...
Cast Away. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Cast Away.
I mean, I wet the bed all the fucking time and I just hated myself for it. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I mean, I wet the bed all the fucking time and I just hated ...
That's the worst thing you can be as a little kid is a fucking bed-wetter. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's the worst thing you can be as a little kid is a ...
And I would never go spend the night at anybody's house, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
And I would never go spend the night at anybody's house...
And I was about 12 years old - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
And I was about 12 years old
I'm like, "I'm through it. I'm fucking over it." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm like, "I'm through it. I'm fucking o...