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It happened ten years before, but I still had his office number
in my phone, and my wife said
I was a dick for doing this, but as soon as I found out he died,
I called his office, I said, "I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please." The lady goes,
"I'm very sorry to tell you, but Mr. Mayhew passed away." I said, "Okay,"
and I called her right back and said, "I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please." She goes, "I just told you,
Mr. Mayhew passed away." I said, "I know,
I just like hearing you say it."
in my phone, and my wife said
I was a dick for doing this, but as soon as I found out he died,
I called his office, I said, "I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please." The lady goes,
"I'm very sorry to tell you, but Mr. Mayhew passed away." I said, "Okay,"
and I called her right back and said, "I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please." She goes, "I just told you,
Mr. Mayhew passed away." I said, "I know,
I just like hearing you say it."
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It happened ten years before,
00:00:02.585 --> 00:00:05.171
but I still had his office number
in my phone,
00:00:05.254 --> 00:00:07.131
and my wife said
I was a dick for doing this,
00:00:07.214 --> 00:00:09.967
but as soon as I found out he died,
I called his office, I said,
00:00:10.001 --> 00:00:13.804
"I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please."
00:00:14.555 --> 00:00:16.348
The lady goes,
"I'm very sorry to tell you, but Mr. Mayhew passed away."
00:00:18.309 --> 00:00:20.561
I said, "Okay,"
and I called her right back and said,
00:00:20.644 --> 00:00:23.898
"I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please."
00:00:24.482 --> 00:00:28.011
She goes, "I just told you,
Mr. Mayhew passed away."
00:00:28.194 --> 00:00:30.404
I said, "I know,
I just like hearing you say it."
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Movie Summary
Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.