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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

It happened ten years before, but I still had his office numberin my phone, and my wife...

It happened ten years before, but I still had his office number
in my phone, and my wife said
I was a dick for doing this, but as soon as I found out he died,
I called his office, I said, "I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please." The lady goes,
"I'm very sorry to tell you, but Mr. Mayhew passed away." I said, "Okay,"
and I called her right back and said, "I'd like to speak
to John Mayhew, please." She goes, "I just told you,
Mr. Mayhew passed away." I said,  "I know,
I just like hearing you say it."

Full Transcript

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It happened ten years before,
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but I still had his office number in my phone,
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and my wife said I was a dick for doing this,
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but as soon as I found out he died, I called his office, I said,
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"I'd like to speak to John Mayhew, please."
00:00:14.555 --> 00:00:16.348
The lady goes, "I'm very sorry to tell you, but Mr. Mayhew passed away."
00:00:18.309 --> 00:00:20.561
I said, "Okay," and I called her right back and said,
00:00:20.644 --> 00:00:23.898
"I'd like to speak to John Mayhew, please."
00:00:24.482 --> 00:00:28.011
She goes, "I just told you, Mr. Mayhew passed away."
00:00:28.194 --> 00:00:30.404
I said,  "I know, I just like hearing you say it."
Duration
30 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:50
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.