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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

Just enoughto keep from bumping into shit

Just enough
to keep from bumping into shit

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00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.087
Just enough to keep from bumping into shit.
Duration
4 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:25
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
They're like, "Ooh, look at that one." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
They're like, "Ooh, look at that one."
Three weeks ago, my wife and I went to New York City, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:12
Three weeks ago, my wife and I went to New York City,
You can get married now if you're gay, anywhere in America, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
You can get married now if you're gay, anywhere in Amer...
I've got tons of gay friends, most of 'em male dancers from fucking Vegas, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
I've got tons of gay friends, most of 'em male dan...
I think the Supreme Court fucked up the best thing about being gay. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I think the Supreme Court fucked up the best thing about bei...
I'd give you half my shit right now, but I don't make up the rules." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'd give you half my shit right now, but I don't m...
I was doing a meet and greet the other day right after a show, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:26
I was doing a meet and greet the other day right after a sho...
We had spent $100,000 on this little fucking room, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
We had spent $100,000 on this little fucking room,
I told him, "Don't you goddamn do it. Don't you fucking do it." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I told him, "Don't you goddamn do it. Don't y...
While I was in Canada shooting a fucking pilot! The motherfucker! - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
While I was in Canada shooting a fucking pilot! The motherfu...
You ever notice nobody ever dies when you wish they would? - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
You ever notice nobody ever dies when you wish they would?
This conversation got so goddamn out of hand. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
This conversation got so goddamn out of hand.
The shit that should have never got said got said, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
The shit that should have never got said got said,
I'll tell you how the conversation ended, and then you'll know how it went. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'll tell you how the conversation ended, and then you&...
She goes, "Listen, Ron. I'm not trying to be an asshole," - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
She goes, "Listen, Ron. I'm not trying to be an as...
And I told this young guy, I said, "Yeah, if I were you, I'd go to a gay bar, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:15
And I told this young guy, I said, "Yeah, if I were you...
You go anywhere in West Hollywood, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
You go anywhere in West Hollywood,
These places are packed to the fucking rafters - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
These places are packed to the fucking rafters
And these guys are laughing and dancing and drinking, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
And these guys are laughing and dancing and drinking,
They're doing whatever the fuck they want to do - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
They're doing whatever the fuck they want to do