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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

Nobody would give a shit." I wouldn't do it.Nobody in this fucking room would do it

Nobody would give a shit." I wouldn't do it.
Nobody in this fucking room would do it

Full Transcript

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Nobody would give a shit."
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I wouldn't do it. Nobody in this fucking room would do it.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:26:03
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
A goose is the only animal on the planet - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
A goose is the only animal on the planet
That's what happened to that plane Sully landed on the Hudson River. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
That's what happened to that plane Sully landed on the ...
Geese started flying through the engines of that jet. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Geese started flying through the engines of that jet.
Radical terrorist Canadian geese! - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Radical terrorist Canadian geese!
No other animal crosses the road with this kind of fucking poise. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
No other animal crosses the road with this kind of fucking p...
That's all I'm saying. No other fucking animal does this. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
That's all I'm saying. No other fucking animal doe...
When my dog gets out of the yard, gets in the street, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
When my dog gets out of the yard, gets in the street,
"Well, I've been here, but I've never been here, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
"Well, I've been here, but I've never been he...
That's all a cat has to do, is just, "Pow!" - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
That's all a cat has to do, is just, "Pow!"
I have a back-up plan to curtail the goose population in America. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I have a back-up plan to curtail the goose population in Ame...
I'm going to open a chain of restaurants - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
I'm going to open a chain of restaurants
...makes wagyu beef taste like boot leath... boot... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
...makes wagyu beef taste like boot leath... boot...
Baby goose pussy lips makes wagyu beef taste like boot leather. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Baby goose pussy lips makes wagyu beef taste like boot leath...
While I was there, I was walking down the Strip, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
While I was there, I was walking down the Strip,
Literally, people come from all over the world to buy stuff for their shops, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
Literally, people come from all over the world to buy stuff ...
I need to get her a gag gift. Let's go to this thing. It'll be fun." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
I need to get her a gag gift. Let's go to this thing. I...
Black and Pecker, Peterbilt, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Black and Pecker, Peterbilt,
So we walk up to Knob Cobblers, or whatever the fuck the name of it was. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
So we walk up to Knob Cobblers, or whatever the fuck the nam...
"How much are the dildos?" And he goes, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"How much are the dildos?" And he goes,
How much is the personal massager - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
How much is the personal massager