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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

While I was there,I was walking down the Strip, my wife and I,and they're having a sex toy...

while I was there,
I was walking down the Strip, my wife and I,
and they're having a sex toy convention, which is one of their five
biggest conventions of the year

Full Transcript

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while I was there, I was walking down the Strip,
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my wife and I, and they're having a sex toy convention,
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which is one of their five biggest conventions of the year.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
74
Timestamp in Movie
00:29:33
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
Literally, people come from all over the world to buy stuff for their shops, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
Literally, people come from all over the world to buy stuff ...
I need to get her a gag gift. Let's go to this thing. It'll be fun." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
I need to get her a gag gift. Let's go to this thing. I...
Black and Pecker, Peterbilt, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Black and Pecker, Peterbilt,
So we walk up to Knob Cobblers, or whatever the fuck the name of it was. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
So we walk up to Knob Cobblers, or whatever the fuck the nam...
"How much are the dildos?" And he goes, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
"How much are the dildos?" And he goes,
How much is the personal massager - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
How much is the personal massager
If that doesn't gag her, I don't know what we're going to use, 'cause... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
If that doesn't gag her, I don't know what we'...
A broom handle, a pool cue, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
A broom handle, a pool cue,
There were porno movies everywhere, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
There were porno movies everywhere,
I would have missed the boat - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I would have missed the boat
I'd have said, "Ain't nobody gonna pay to watch fat midgets fuck fat midgets." - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
I'd have said, "Ain't nobody gonna pay to wat...
Apparently there were some unanswered questions in Fat Midgets... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:15
Apparently there were some unanswered questions in Fat Midge...
And then the whole experience just started to creep me the fuck out. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
And then the whole experience just started to creep me the f...
I just grabbed my big black dick and left. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I just grabbed my big black dick and left.
My wife does yoga, and next to her yoga school in Beverly Hills, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
My wife does yoga, and next to her yoga school in Beverly Hi...
One of these treatments is a thing called anal bleaching. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
One of these treatments is a thing called anal bleaching.
Now I've never walked in the doors of this place, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:06
Now I've never walked in the doors of this place,
Are really unhappy with the color of the old bunghole. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Are really unhappy with the color of the old bunghole.
So unhappy, they're willing to bleach it - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
So unhappy, they're willing to bleach it
Now I don't know if they have a color in mind when they start, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:09
Now I don't know if they have a color in mind when they...