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Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up

You let me think, I went my whole life, that I'd pissedin Joe Paine's fucking bunk bed?"

You let me think, I went my whole life, that I'd pissed
in Joe Paine's fucking bunk bed?"

Full Transcript

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You let me think,
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I went my whole life, that I'd pissed in Joe Paine's fucking bunk bed?"
Duration
6 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:57
Uploaded
Jun 22, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Taillight TV

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Movie Summary

Ron "Tater Salad" White dishes out his signature brand of cynicism, riffing on sex, celebrity and the sinister habits of wild geese.
So my wife and I, we both tour extensively, and, uh... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
So my wife and I, we both tour extensively, and, uh...
She bought us two dogs, which, you know, just makes touring easier if you... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
She bought us two dogs, which, you know, just makes touring ...
Have a couple of dogs to drag with you on all those flights, and... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Have a couple of dogs to drag with you on all those flights,...
She bought us two French Bulldogs. If you don't know what they look like, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
She bought us two French Bulldogs. If you don't know wh...
She brings these dogs home, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:11
She brings these dogs home,
And not because if somebody was breaking into our house, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
And not because if somebody was breaking into our house,
But when somebody breaks into our house now, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:08
But when somebody breaks into our house now,
And word of that spreads throughout the criminal community. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
And word of that spreads throughout the criminal community.
I'm the watchdog at our house. I'm the reluctant watchdog. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I'm the watchdog at our house. I'm the reluctant w...
I have sleep apnea, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I have sleep apnea,
I think if it didn't keep my wife awake, I wouldn't know I had it. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
I think if it didn't keep my wife awake, I wouldn'...
Here's what I get at three o'clock in the morning when I have a six o'clock flight: - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:07
Here's what I get at three o'clock in the morning ...
Did you just wake me up to ask me if I heard something? - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Did you just wake me up to ask me if I heard something?
I walk out there and get shot, - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:13
I walk out there and get shot,
I have no idea what I'd do if I walked out and somebody was there, I'd be like... - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I have no idea what I'd do if I walked out and somebody...
Don't worry about them. They're watchdogs. They just like to watch. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
Don't worry about them. They're watchdogs. They ju...
I know it smells like piss. It all smells like piss, dude. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:04
I know it smells like piss. It all smells like piss, dude.
You should have the person help you move all the shit out and then shoot him. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
You should have the person help you move all the shit out an...
The one I saw was called, "It's Just Lunch," - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:10
The one I saw was called, "It's Just Lunch,"
Maybe a salad and a sandwich. Maybe a half a sandwich and a soup. - Ron White: If You Quit Listening, I'll Shut Up 00:05
Maybe a salad and a sandwich. Maybe a half a sandwich and a ...