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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

Single or married, it doesn't matter.Coming for... Yeah, I moved...Moved straight to New...

[audience laughs] Single or married, it doesn't matter.
Coming for... [grunts] [audience laughs] Yeah, I moved...
Moved straight to New York City

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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Single or married, it doesn't matter. Coming for... [grunts]
00:00:06.297 --> 00:00:08.215
[audience laughs]
00:00:09.341 --> 00:00:12.178
Yeah, I moved... Moved straight to New York City.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
27
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:41
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
Another dream come true for me, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Another dream come true for me,
I used to live in Johor Bahru, Malaysia, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
I used to live in Johor Bahru, Malaysia,
New York City is the only city I've lived in - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
New York City is the only city I've lived in
[audience laughs and applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
[audience laughs and applauds]
Okay? You're supposed to shut up and wait patiently for the next train. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Okay? You're supposed to shut up and wait patiently for...
In New York, if you can slip a piece of paper in between those doors, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
In New York, if you can slip a piece of paper in between tho...
People take it for granted now, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
People take it for granted now,
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
[audience laughs]
Where's my ticket? Right here, buddy." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:13
Where's my ticket? Right here, buddy."
I'm on the train, packed all the way to the doors, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
I'm on the train, packed all the way to the doors,
And as the doors start closing, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:12
And as the doors start closing,
Like, his need to get on this train exceeded his need to grip things. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Like, his need to get on this train exceeded his need to gri...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
[audience laughs]
Let's get on this train. My life will be perfect." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Let's get on this train. My life will be perfect."
He can't move the train, the train can't move, no one can move. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
He can't move the train, the train can't move, no ...
[pants] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
[pants]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
As he readjusts his grip, right, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
As he readjusts his grip, right,
And I'm standing there, just facing the top of his oily scalp... - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
And I'm standing there, just facing the top of his oily...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]