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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

I promise you, give us a solid eight days,you will see results, because we don't care.We...

[audience laughs] I promise you, give us a solid eight days,
you will see results, because we don't care.
We just want things to work

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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I promise you, give us a solid eight days, you will see results,
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because we don't care. We just want things to work.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:22:41
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
Imagine harnessing the power of Asian people in government. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Imagine harnessing the power of Asian people in government.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
[audience laughs]
Just going down the list, "Live long and prosper." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:15
Just going down the list, "Live long and prosper."
Do your fucking job!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Do your fucking job!"
Right? Every nine months in this country, there's, like, a congressional gridlock. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Right? Every nine months in this country, there's, like...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs and applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
[audience laughs and applauds]
[audience cheers] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience cheers]
Any city in America, when it's 3:00 a.m., and you're hungry, where do you go? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Any city in America, when it's 3:00 a.m., and you'...
-You go to Chinatown. That's where you go. -[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
-You go to Chinatown. That's where you go. -[audience l...
Thanksgiving means nothing to me. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Thanksgiving means nothing to me.
[audience cheers and applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:12
[audience cheers and applauds]
[audience laughs and cheers] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:11
[audience laughs and cheers]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
[audience laughs]
Jewish people will vote for us, because, like I just said, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Jewish people will vote for us, because, like I just said,
Italians and Greek people will vote for us, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Italians and Greek people will vote for us,
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]
Black people... Black people will vote for us, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:16
Black people... Black people will vote for us,
Don't take it for granted. You still gotta work for the black vote, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Don't take it for granted. You still gotta work for the...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]