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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

"Agriculture and Commerce"isn't even a call to action

[audience laughs] "Agriculture and Commerce"
isn't even a call to action

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"Agriculture and Commerce" isn't even a call to action.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
54
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:05
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:11
[audience laughs]
It's like everyone got to Tennessee, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
It's like everyone got to Tennessee,
Yeah, agriculture and... [clears throat] ...commerce. Yeah, figure it out. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Yeah, agriculture and... [clears throat] ...commerce. Yeah, ...
But not today." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
But not today."
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]
What? "Grab your guns." "Don't fuck with Texas." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:28
What? "Grab your guns." "Don't fuck with...
Everyone thinks it's "Go fuck yourself." It's "Friendship." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Everyone thinks it's "Go fuck yourself." It&#...
When they got to Texas, they were like, "Friendship!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
When they got to Texas, they were like, "Friendship!&qu...
Legalize weed, make movies, do whatever the fuck you want! - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Legalize weed, make movies, do whatever the fuck you want!
Manifest destiny!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:11
Manifest destiny!"
Um, think of every... the different races, different ethnicities, different cities, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Um, think of every... the different races, different ethnici...
Of all the Americans I've met, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Of all the Americans I've met,
[audience cheers] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience cheers]
Sports, science, music, presidencies. Right? Everything they do. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Sports, science, music, presidencies. Right? Everything they...
[cheers and applause continue] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[cheers and applause continue]
Even white supremacists are like, "Yeah, they have swag." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
Even white supremacists are like, "Yeah, they have swag...
Like, black people are so cool, they can own their own racial slur. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Like, black people are so cool, they can own their own racia...
No other minority in America is cool enough to own their own slur. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
No other minority in America is cool enough to own their own...