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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

But not today." Then you move further west,southwest to Texas

But not today." Then you move further west,
southwest to Texas

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But not today."
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Then you move further west, southwest to Texas.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:15:38
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]
What? "Grab your guns." "Don't fuck with Texas." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:28
What? "Grab your guns." "Don't fuck with...
Everyone thinks it's "Go fuck yourself." It's "Friendship." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Everyone thinks it's "Go fuck yourself." It&#...
When they got to Texas, they were like, "Friendship!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
When they got to Texas, they were like, "Friendship!&qu...
Legalize weed, make movies, do whatever the fuck you want! - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Legalize weed, make movies, do whatever the fuck you want!
Manifest destiny!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:11
Manifest destiny!"
Um, think of every... the different races, different ethnicities, different cities, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Um, think of every... the different races, different ethnici...
Of all the Americans I've met, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Of all the Americans I've met,
[audience cheers] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience cheers]
Sports, science, music, presidencies. Right? Everything they do. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Sports, science, music, presidencies. Right? Everything they...
[cheers and applause continue] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[cheers and applause continue]
Even white supremacists are like, "Yeah, they have swag." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
Even white supremacists are like, "Yeah, they have swag...
Like, black people are so cool, they can own their own racial slur. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Like, black people are so cool, they can own their own racia...
No other minority in America is cool enough to own their own slur. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
No other minority in America is cool enough to own their own...
All right, you never see Chinese people walking around just going, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
All right, you never see Chinese people walking around just ...
Yo, holler at me, chinks." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Yo, holler at me, chinks."
Hey, stay yellow my fellows. What." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Hey, stay yellow my fellows. What."
America is very politically divided right now, right? A lot of things here. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
America is very politically divided right now, right? A lot ...