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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

Do you take the taxi,or do you take the subway? Okay?

Crucial decision to make: Do you take the taxi,
or do you take the subway? Okay?

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Crucial decision to make:
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Do you take the taxi, or do you take the subway? Okay?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:55:39
Uploaded
Jun 10, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
And Google Maps says that the taxi will be an hour and a half through traffic. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
And Google Maps says that the taxi will be an hour and a hal...
Because I can't live with taking a taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Because I can't live with taking a taxi,
-So... -[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
-So... -[audience laughs]
I hit the New York City subway platform, and there's a train right there. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
I hit the New York City subway platform, and there's a ...
And its doors start closing in front of me. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
And its doors start closing in front of me.
[audience laughs and applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:14
[audience laughs and applauds]
And the doors are closing, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
And the doors are closing,
And the door is, like, slamming against him the whole time, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
And the door is, like, slamming against him the whole time,
And he looks at me and he's like, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
And he looks at me and he's like,
You definitely saved my life." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
You definitely saved my life."
And he's like, "Nah, don't worry about it." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:13
And he's like, "Nah, don't worry about it.&qu...
Because I'm sweating, holding my luggage, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Because I'm sweating, holding my luggage,
Can you please spare some change? Anything helps." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:14
Can you please spare some change? Anything helps."
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
[audience laughs]
'Cause he fucking saved my wedding!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
'Cause he fucking saved my wedding!"
Fifty-nine minute dream run, then plus the AirTrain, all that bullshit. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Fifty-nine minute dream run, then plus the AirTrain, all tha...
And the saving grace was that it was an international flight, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
And the saving grace was that it was an international flight...
And if it's a domestic flight, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
And if it's a domestic flight,
So I get there at, like, 4:55 p.m. 6:00 p.m. flight. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
So I get there at, like, 4:55 p.m. 6:00 p.m. flight.
I check that shit in. I'm like, "Did I make it?" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
I check that shit in. I'm like, "Did I make it?&qu...