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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

Everyone else figured it out!" So

Everyone else figured it out!" [audience laughs] [audience applauds] So

Full Transcript

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Everyone else figured it out!"
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[audience laughs]
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[audience applauds]
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So...
Duration
7 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
00:50:21
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
[audience whistling and cheering] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
[audience whistling and cheering]
I can detect conversation crimes before they happen, okay? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
I can detect conversation crimes before they happen, okay?
Just in my vat of milk, just watching that wooden ball road down the counter, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:11
Just in my vat of milk, just watching that wooden ball road ...
I cut it off at the bud, so when my wife's friends come and talk to me, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
I cut it off at the bud, so when my wife's friends come...
Oh, wow, when's your next show?" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Oh, wow, when's your next show?"
-[exhales deeply] "No, it's okay." -[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
-[exhales deeply] "No, it's okay." -[audience...
"...when my friends ask you when your next show is." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
"...when my friends ask you when your next show is.&quo...
Because every time we have this conversation, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Because every time we have this conversation,
It's easier if you say you don't do comedy." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
It's easier if you say you don't do comedy."
All I do is sit on my fat ass all day reviewing things." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
All I do is sit on my fat ass all day reviewing things."...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
[inhales] And I got to say, I see good people on both sides, okay? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
[inhales] And I got to say, I see good people on both sides,...
-So I don't know. -[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
-So I don't know. -[audience laughs]
That's the most traditional Chinese part of the wedding. We do it in the morning. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
That's the most traditional Chinese part of the wedding...
It never ends, stuff keeps happening, but that's when it starts, okay? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
It never ends, stuff keeps happening, but that's when i...
And with the time zone difference and length of the flight, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
And with the time zone difference and length of the flight,
Not because I wanted to, but because I had to work - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Not because I wanted to, but because I had to work
I have to work to the limit, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
I have to work to the limit,
And my wife hates it when I say that, so I say it every single time, okay? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
And my wife hates it when I say that, so I say it every sing...