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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

- "I want one. I don't want a box.I want just one pen

[grunts] "I want one pen." -[audience laughs]
-[grunting] "I want one. I don't want a box.
I want just one pen

Full Transcript

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[grunts]
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"I want one pen."
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-[audience laughs] -[grunting]
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"I want one. I don't want a box. I want just one pen.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:12
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
In another box, in a bigger box." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:11
In another box, in a bigger box."
The airspace above America is just Amazon Prime. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
The airspace above America is just Amazon Prime.
Packaging just knocking into each other, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Packaging just knocking into each other,
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
Between when I press the button - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
Between when I press the button
[moans in agony] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[moans in agony]
Same-day? [retching] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Same-day? [retching]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
[audience laughs]
And then push it down my esophagus with a stick. [pants] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
And then push it down my esophagus with a stick. [pants]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
But... yeah, very happy to be here. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
But... yeah, very happy to be here.
-Why do people come here? -[audience applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
-Why do people come here? -[audience applauds]
It's where you go to be the best at whatever you're doing. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
It's where you go to be the best at whatever you'r...
You come here to do it with other people, who are the best at what they're doing. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
You come here to do it with other people, who are the best a...
Like, the Chinese name for America is mei guo. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Like, the Chinese name for America is mei guo.
That directly translates into English as "beautiful country." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
That directly translates into English as "beautiful cou...
They have unlimited napkins in Beautiful Country." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
They have unlimited napkins in Beautiful Country."