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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

Like, his need to get on this trainexceeded his need to grip things

Like, his need to get on this train
exceeded his need to grip things

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Like, his need to get on this train exceeded his need to grip things.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
24
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:34
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
[audience laughs]
Let's get on this train. My life will be perfect." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Let's get on this train. My life will be perfect."
He can't move the train, the train can't move, no one can move. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
He can't move the train, the train can't move, no ...
[pants] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
[pants]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
As he readjusts his grip, right, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
As he readjusts his grip, right,
And I'm standing there, just facing the top of his oily scalp... - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
And I'm standing there, just facing the top of his oily...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]
I'm new in town. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to help you, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
I'm new in town. I'm not sure if I'm supposed...
I don't know the social etiquette in this situation." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:14
I don't know the social etiquette in this situation.&qu...
If you let this go, we will all get to where we need to go to quicker." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
If you let this go, we will all get to where we need to go t...
This is the last train ever!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
This is the last train ever!"
Right, it was like, "All right, gotta respect your ground game. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Right, it was like, "All right, gotta respect your grou...
It's not like we have a schedule to keep or anything." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
It's not like we have a schedule to keep or anything.&q...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
Where I'm from, in Malaysia, you stick your hand in the door, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Where I'm from, in Malaysia, you stick your hand in the...
As the train runs over you, it starts going after your family, right? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
As the train runs over you, it starts going after your famil...
You start... You start, like, bleeding out on the tracks. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
You start... You start, like, bleeding out on the tracks.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs, cheers, and applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs, cheers, and applauds]