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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

This is the last train ever!" And he fought the train

This is the last train ever!" And he fought the train

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This is the last train ever!"
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And he fought the train...
Duration
6 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:36:09
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
Right, it was like, "All right, gotta respect your ground game. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Right, it was like, "All right, gotta respect your grou...
It's not like we have a schedule to keep or anything." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
It's not like we have a schedule to keep or anything.&q...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
Where I'm from, in Malaysia, you stick your hand in the door, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Where I'm from, in Malaysia, you stick your hand in the...
As the train runs over you, it starts going after your family, right? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
As the train runs over you, it starts going after your famil...
You start... You start, like, bleeding out on the tracks. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
You start... You start, like, bleeding out on the tracks.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:09
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs, cheers, and applauds] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs, cheers, and applauds]
[laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[laughs]
Yeah, New York City, it's a great city, but by any objective measure, it's like... - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Yeah, New York City, it's a great city, but by any obje...
It's just barbaric, right? [laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
It's just barbaric, right? [laughs]
Like, if you go to Japan, any city in Japan-- - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Like, if you go to Japan, any city in Japan--
Very courteous, very conscientious society in general, right? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Very courteous, very conscientious society in general, right...
Practical application of advanced technology in Japan. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
Practical application of advanced technology in Japan.
They have toilets in Japan that can wash your asshole. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
They have toilets in Japan that can wash your asshole.
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:10
[audience laughs]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
[audience laughs]
This isn't "Best of 2015" on BuzzFeed, okay? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
This isn't "Best of 2015" on BuzzFeed, okay?
Restaurants, homes, hotels, everyone has one, and it works. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Restaurants, homes, hotels, everyone has one, and it works.