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Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America!

Where's my ticket? Right here, buddy." Like, my first week in New York, uh, I was on this...

Where's my ticket? Right here, buddy." Like, my first week in New York, uh, I was on this crowded subway train, and it was packed
all the way to the doors, right?

Full Transcript

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Where's my ticket? Right here, buddy."
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Like, my first week in New York,
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uh, I was on this crowded subway train,
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and it was packed all the way to the doors, right?
Duration
13 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:34:06
Uploaded
Jun 07, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

Ronny Chieng ("The Daily Show," "Crazy Rich Asians") takes center stage in this stand-up special and riffs on modern American life and more.
I'm on the train, packed all the way to the doors, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
I'm on the train, packed all the way to the doors,
And as the doors start closing, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:12
And as the doors start closing,
Like, his need to get on this train exceeded his need to grip things. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Like, his need to get on this train exceeded his need to gri...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
[audience laughs]
Let's get on this train. My life will be perfect." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
Let's get on this train. My life will be perfect."
He can't move the train, the train can't move, no one can move. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
He can't move the train, the train can't move, no ...
[pants] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
[pants]
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
[audience laughs]
As he readjusts his grip, right, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
As he readjusts his grip, right,
And I'm standing there, just facing the top of his oily scalp... - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
And I'm standing there, just facing the top of his oily...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
[audience laughs]
I'm new in town. I'm not sure if I'm supposed to help you, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:07
I'm new in town. I'm not sure if I'm supposed...
I don't know the social etiquette in this situation." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:14
I don't know the social etiquette in this situation.&qu...
If you let this go, we will all get to where we need to go to quicker." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:08
If you let this go, we will all get to where we need to go t...
This is the last train ever!" - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
This is the last train ever!"
Right, it was like, "All right, gotta respect your ground game. - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
Right, it was like, "All right, gotta respect your grou...
It's not like we have a schedule to keep or anything." - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
It's not like we have a schedule to keep or anything.&q...
[audience laughs] - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:05
[audience laughs]
Where I'm from, in Malaysia, you stick your hand in the door, - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:06
Where I'm from, in Malaysia, you stick your hand in the...
As the train runs over you, it starts going after your family, right? - Ronny Chieng: Asian Comedian Destroys America! 00:04
As the train runs over you, it starts going after your famil...