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Ronny Chieng: International Student

You have been impregnatedby the sperm virus. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey, guy. What's...

You have been impregnated
by the sperm virus. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! Hey, guy. What's going on? Not now, Joderick! I'm trying
to fix a computer! Oh. Have you tried, uh,
rebooting it in safe mode? Yeah, of course!
I think it's a virus. Or tried the AVG AntiVirus? No. I can't even get to
a command line to run it. Have you tried removing the hard
drive and then accessing it from...? Yes! It doesn't show up! Well, if you're stuck...
I'm not stuck. I'm still fixing it. Look, I know you don't
want to hear this, but maybe you should go
down to the basement. No! To the never-ending LAN party. No! Trojan Wang or one of the
computer guys can fix this. Those guys aren't computer experts. They're just a
bunch of gaming trolls. And that place always smells like someone's shitting and
vomiting at the same time. Well, if you want it fixed quick,
it's worth a shot. Otherwise, go get some
professional help from the, uh, campus computer shop. No! I can fix this! OK. You have been impregnated
by the sperm virus. Ha, ha, ha

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You have been impregnated by the sperm virus.
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Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!
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Hey, guy. What's going on?
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Not now, Joderick! I'm trying to fix a computer!
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Oh. Have you tried, uh, rebooting it in safe mode?
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Yeah, of course! I think it's a virus.
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Or tried the AVG AntiVirus?
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No. I can't even get to a command line to run it.
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Have you tried removing the hard drive and then accessing it from...?
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Yes! It doesn't show up!
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Well, if you're stuck... I'm not stuck. I'm still fixing it.
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Look, I know you don't want to hear this,
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but maybe you should go down to the basement.
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No! To the never-ending LAN party.
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No! Trojan Wang or one of the computer guys can fix this.
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Those guys aren't computer experts.
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They're just a bunch of gaming trolls.
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And that place always smells like
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someone's shitting and vomiting at the same time.
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Well, if you want it fixed quick, it's worth a shot.
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Otherwise, go get some professional help from the,
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uh, campus computer shop.
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No! I can fix this!
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OK. You have been impregnated by the sperm virus.
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Ha, ha, ha...
Duration
59 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:35
Uploaded
Jul 07, 2025
Season
1
Episode
5
Genres

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Movie Summary

Ronny is a Malaysian student who’s come to Australia to study law. Though smart, driven and competitive, he’s also blunt and barbed, so it’s not long before Ronny is at odds with most people on campus.