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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.

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Cameron Barnett

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documentary, comedy

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All Things Comedy

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Ladies and gentlemen, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Ladies and gentlemen,

I'm harvesting my wife's eggs
so that we can make embryos, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I'm harvesting my wife's eggs so that we can make ...

I look at my friends
who are my age who have kids, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I look at my friends who are my age who have kids,

It's gotten to the point
where I can't even take a photo with them - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's gotten to the point where I can't even take a...

Just drooping,
wrinkly crow's-feet-embedded heads. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Just drooping, wrinkly crow's-feet-embedded heads.

Just withering, graying hair
coming out in clumps. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Just withering, graying hair coming out in clumps.

Like, I did a show, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Like, I did a show,

...these people have become - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

...these people have become

So I'm trying to use money and science
to push the curve back a little bit. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

So I'm trying to use money and science to push the curv...

And, um, first step
of harvesting my wife's eggs is, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And, um, first step of harvesting my wife's eggs is,

I am the one injecting my wife
twice a day for two weeks. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I am the one injecting my wife twice a day for two weeks.

I was given
no medical training whatsoever. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I was given no medical training whatsoever.

The doctor was like, "Hey,
have you ever held a needle before?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

The doctor was like, "Hey, have you ever held a needle ...

I have to make it into a liquid,
you understand? - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I have to make it into a liquid, you understand?

It's a meth lab in my kitchen
as I'm mixing... the comp... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's a meth lab in my kitchen as I'm mixing... the...

I'm sweating the whole time - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I'm sweating the whole time

The air bubbles are fucking up
the micro millimeter measurements. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

The air bubbles are fucking up the micro millimeter measurem...

Then you have to flick the needle
with a positive attitude - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Then you have to flick the needle with a positive attitude

I love my wife so much
I can't even bear to watch her in pain. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I love my wife so much I can't even bear to watch her i...

I couldn't even bear
to watch the needle go into her. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I couldn't even bear to watch the needle go into her.

"Did I get the middle of your body?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"Did I get the middle of your body?"

"I'm supposed to do all the work here?
Meet me halfway." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"I'm supposed to do all the work here? Meet me hal...

..."If you do everything right, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

..."If you do everything right,

Yeah, always like a late,
half-hearted response to... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Yeah, always like a late, half-hearted response to...

Usually, the women in the crowd
are like, "Whoo, yeah." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Usually, the women in the crowd are like, "Whoo, yeah.&...

"Is that a good number?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"Is that a good number?"

Twenty-six eggs from one vagina,
in one cycle, is MVP numbers. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Twenty-six eggs from one vagina, in one cycle, is MVP number...

Twenty-six eggs is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Twenty-six eggs is like,

Okay? That's the level
of medical miracle that's happening - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Okay? That's the level of medical miracle that's h...

The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs

You gotta Salt Bae the eggs
onto the ikura, and then you eat it. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat...

I don't know if you know
how embryos are made, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I don't know if you know how embryos are made,

So now I have to contribute
my half of the embryo equation. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation.

She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng."

It's the one time in life where you're
not allowed to lie about jerking off. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's the one time in life where you're not allowed...

It's when a medical professional
is asking you a direct question. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct...

So I'm like,
"Whatever, I'll tell the truth." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth.&...

And my wife is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And my wife is like,

And I was like, "Yeah, but remember
when you took out the trash?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out t...

It's really hot the way you carried out
that dripping garbage bag - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping g...

Nước mắm. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Okay? It's nondescript,
not a lot of signage. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage.

And there's grown men outside the door,
waiting for me to finish... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me ...

...so they, too,
can use the medical jerking-off room - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room

Sorry for not being a pervert who can just
jerk off in hospitals on demand. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospi...

Sorry for not being a sex offender - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Sorry for not being a sex offender

Sorry the thought of someone
getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...

{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me
to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...

It's the cup
that they use... doctors give you - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's the cup that they use... doctors give you

It's got a really tight cap, right?
So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...

I fill it to the brim,
and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...

And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,

Because apparently, like the Titanic, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Because apparently, like the Titanic,

And then I run downstairs,
and I jump into a New York City taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City t...

So, the taxi driver was like,
"Oh, okay, cool." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool."

"Unlike the last two dudes
who were back there." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there."

And because it's New York City,
someone on the sidewalk is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk...

"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character
in the Marvel movie Shang-Chi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel mov...

So, someone on the internet
has a photo of me and this stranger. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stran...

If you ever come across this photo,
just know I am holding my own jizz. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding m...

He was very grateful.
He was like, "Aw, thanks so much, man." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much,...

And I run into the hospital, right?
Already hitting the 45-minute mark. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-m...

End of the fourth quarter.
There's no time left on the clock. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the ...

Like Odell Beckham.
She just, like, one hand, grabs it, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it,

Just takes it, and she goes,
"Boom, shaka-laka!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!"

When sperm goes into the egg,
sometimes, it becomes a bubble tea. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble...

It's "tapioca." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's "tapioca."

The doctor, she'll take all the embryos - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

The doctor, she'll take all the embryos

She'll be like, "Ooh, yeah, these ones?
These are A-grade embryos right here." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

She'll be like, "Ooh, yeah, these ones? These are ...

"These ones, these are... these are
B-grade embryos, so... so I don't know." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"These ones, these are... these are B-grade embryos, so...

- "- These... These ones?
- These are C-grade embryos..." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

- "- These... These ones? - These are C-grade embryos.....

And then you have to, like,
draft pick your kids - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And then you have to, like, draft pick your kids

You just hope you're not throwing away
a Tom Brady in the 12th round - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

You just hope you're not throwing away a Tom Brady in t...

And, uh, we all like to think
we're good people in this room, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And, uh, we all like to think we're good people in this...

No one here is not picking
your A-grade embryos if given a choice. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

No one here is not picking your A-grade embryos if given a c...

Because you'll be like,
"I know what it's like." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Because you'll be like, "I know what it's lik...

The only thing I ever wanted to do
my whole life was this. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

The only thing I ever wanted to do my whole life was this.

You are cheering because you know
this is way better than having kids. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

You are cheering because you know this is way better than ha...

33% chance of successful
implantation with grade-A embryos. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

33% chance of successful implantation with grade-A embryos.

It got me thinking about the future.
What kind of parent am I gonna be? - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It got me thinking about the future. What kind of parent am ...

Am I gonna be
the same kind of parent my parents were, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Am I gonna be the same kind of parent my parents were,

Be more emotionally supportive - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Be more emotionally supportive

Thinking about it, turns out I'm gonna be
just as bad as my parents were. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Thinking about it, turns out I'm gonna be just as bad a...

I can just feel that high expectation,
just low tolerance for excuses. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I can just feel that high expectation, just low tolerance fo...

It's in here. It's right in here.
It's like the default app. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's in here. It's right in here. It's like t...

You know, you can't delete
the calculator app. There's no "X." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

You know, you can't delete the calculator app. There�...

If my blastocyst was real,
if it entered this reality, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

If my blastocyst was real, if it entered this reality,

"Oh my God, look at this blastocyst." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"Oh my God, look at this blastocyst."

"I love you too, Daddy." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"I love you too, Daddy."

"Stand-up comedy?
Are you out of your fucking mind?!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

"Stand-up comedy? Are you out of your fucking mind?!&qu...

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Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.

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Director: Cameron Barnett

Writer: Ronny Chieng

Production: All Things Comedy

Genre: documentary, comedy

Year: 2024

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 7.1

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 17 Dec 2024

Awards: N/A

Homepage: https://www.netflix.com/title/81267396