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{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me
to medically ejaculate in a completely sterile room." Uh, I call the doctor back in,
and I'm like, "Doc, I can't go." "Okay? I can't medically ejaculate
under these circumstances." "The vibes are off." "Let me go home. Let me go home
to medically ejaculate. Can I do that?" And the doctor's like,
"Yeah, you can go home, but, you know,
as soon as it comes out of your body, it expires quicker
than avocados in Hawaii, alright?" "You've got..." "You have, like, a 45-minute window before there's like an exponential
decreasing probability of..." I'm like, "Okay, fine." "I'll go home, I'll medically ejaculate,
I'll come back in 45 minutes, no problem." So I go home, open the front door,
ejaculate immediately
to medically ejaculate in a completely sterile room." Uh, I call the doctor back in,
and I'm like, "Doc, I can't go." "Okay? I can't medically ejaculate
under these circumstances." "The vibes are off." "Let me go home. Let me go home
to medically ejaculate. Can I do that?" And the doctor's like,
"Yeah, you can go home, but, you know,
as soon as it comes out of your body, it expires quicker
than avocados in Hawaii, alright?" "You've got..." "You have, like, a 45-minute window before there's like an exponential
decreasing probability of..." I'm like, "Okay, fine." "I'll go home, I'll medically ejaculate,
I'll come back in 45 minutes, no problem." So I go home, open the front door,
ejaculate immediately
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{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me
to medically ejaculate
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in a completely sterile room."
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Uh, I call the doctor back in,
and I'm like, "Doc, I can't go."
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"Okay? I can't medically ejaculate
under these circumstances."
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"The vibes are off."
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"Let me go home. Let me go home
to medically ejaculate. Can I do that?"
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And the doctor's like,
"Yeah, you can go home,
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but, you know,
as soon as it comes out of your body,
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it expires quicker
than avocados in Hawaii, alright?"
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"You've got..."
00:00:32.907 --> 00:00:34.367
"You have, like, a 45-minute window
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before there's like an exponential
decreasing probability of..."
00:00:37.787 --> 00:00:38.871
I'm like, "Okay, fine."
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"I'll go home, I'll medically ejaculate,
I'll come back in 45 minutes, no problem."
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So I go home, open the front door,
ejaculate immediately.
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Movie Summary
Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
