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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

And then you have to, like,draft pick your kids based on scouting reports and analytics

And then you have to, like,
draft pick your kids based on scouting reports and analytics

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And then you have to, like, draft pick your kids
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based on scouting reports and analytics.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
41
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:09
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
You just hope you're not throwing away a Tom Brady in the 12th round - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:12
You just hope you're not throwing away a Tom Brady in t...
And, uh, we all like to think we're good people in this room, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And, uh, we all like to think we're good people in this...
No one here is not picking your A-grade embryos if given a choice. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
No one here is not picking your A-grade embryos if given a c...
Because you'll be like, "I know what it's like." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:24
Because you'll be like, "I know what it's lik...
The only thing I ever wanted to do my whole life was this. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
The only thing I ever wanted to do my whole life was this.
You are cheering because you know this is way better than having kids. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
You are cheering because you know this is way better than ha...
33% chance of successful implantation with grade-A embryos. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
33% chance of successful implantation with grade-A embryos.
It got me thinking about the future. What kind of parent am I gonna be? - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It got me thinking about the future. What kind of parent am ...
Am I gonna be the same kind of parent my parents were, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
Am I gonna be the same kind of parent my parents were,
Be more emotionally supportive - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Be more emotionally supportive
Thinking about it, turns out I'm gonna be just as bad as my parents were. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Thinking about it, turns out I'm gonna be just as bad a...
I can just feel that high expectation, just low tolerance for excuses. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
I can just feel that high expectation, just low tolerance fo...
It's in here. It's right in here. It's like the default app. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's in here. It's right in here. It's like t...
You know, you can't delete the calculator app. There's no "X." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:11
You know, you can't delete the calculator app. There�...
If my blastocyst was real, if it entered this reality, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
If my blastocyst was real, if it entered this reality,
"Oh my God, look at this blastocyst." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:14
"Oh my God, look at this blastocyst."
"I love you too, Daddy." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:14
"I love you too, Daddy."
"Stand-up comedy? Are you out of your fucking mind?!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:32
"Stand-up comedy? Are you out of your fucking mind?!&qu...
"Dad is a borderline arena act in some markets!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:29
"Dad is a borderline arena act in some markets!"
I do think it's tough for straight men in 2024 - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:14
I do think it's tough for straight men in 2024