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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I don't know if you knowhow embryos are made, but eggs, that's just half of it

I don't know if you know
how embryos are made, but eggs, that's just half of it

Full Transcript

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I don't know if you know how embryos are made,
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but eggs, that's just half of it.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:59
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation.
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng."
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed to lie about jerking off. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed...
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct question. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct...
So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:16
So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth.&...
And my wife is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And my wife is like,
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out the trash?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out t...
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping garbage bag - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping g...
Nước mắm. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
Nước mắm.
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage.
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me to finish... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me ...
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospitals on demand. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospi...
Sorry for not being a sex offender - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
Sorry for not being a sex offender
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:48
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,