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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

I'm sweating the whole time 'cause I'm scared I'll fuck upthe measurements and kill my...

I'm sweating the whole time 'cause I'm scared I'll fuck up
the measurements and kill my wife with these powerful pharmaceuticals that you dissolve it in distilled water
completely, then you have to, like

Full Transcript

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I'm sweating the whole time
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'cause I'm scared I'll fuck up the measurements and kill my wife
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with these powerful pharmaceuticals
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that you dissolve it in distilled water completely, then you have to, like...
Duration
13 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:03:41
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
The air bubbles are fucking up the micro millimeter measurements. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
The air bubbles are fucking up the micro millimeter measurem...
Then you have to flick the needle with a positive attitude - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Then you have to flick the needle with a positive attitude
I love my wife so much I can't even bear to watch her in pain. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I love my wife so much I can't even bear to watch her i...
I couldn't even bear to watch the needle go into her. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
I couldn't even bear to watch the needle go into her.
"Did I get the middle of your body?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
"Did I get the middle of your body?"
"I'm supposed to do all the work here? Meet me halfway." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
"I'm supposed to do all the work here? Meet me hal...
..."If you do everything right, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:15
..."If you do everything right,
Yeah, always like a late, half-hearted response to... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
Yeah, always like a late, half-hearted response to...
Usually, the women in the crowd are like, "Whoo, yeah." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
Usually, the women in the crowd are like, "Whoo, yeah.&...
"Is that a good number?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:23
"Is that a good number?"
Twenty-six eggs from one vagina, in one cycle, is MVP numbers. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
Twenty-six eggs from one vagina, in one cycle, is MVP number...
Twenty-six eggs is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
Twenty-six eggs is like,
Okay? That's the level of medical miracle that's happening - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:11
Okay? That's the level of medical miracle that's h...
The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs
You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat it. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat...
I don't know if you know how embryos are made, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
I don't know if you know how embryos are made,
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation.
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng."
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed to lie about jerking off. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed...
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct question. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct...