To watch in HD, get ClipCafe PRO
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup
Please log in to add to collections.
Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's got a really tight cap, right?So, I ejaculate into the cup

It's got a really tight cap, right?
So, I ejaculate into the cup

Full Transcript

00:00:01.000 --> 00:00:04.042
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup.
Duration
5 seconds
Views
42
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:09
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

Want This Clip in HD?

Upgrade for HD/4K downloads and unlimited access. Upgrade now →

Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,
Because apparently, like the Titanic, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
Because apparently, like the Titanic,
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:19
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City t...
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool."
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there."
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk...
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel movie Shang-Chi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:18
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel mov...
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stranger. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stran...
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding my own jizz. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding m...
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much, man." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much,...
And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-minute mark. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-m...
End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the clock. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the ...
Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:13
Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it,
Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:13
Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!"
When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble tea. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble...
It's "tapioca." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
It's "tapioca."
The doctor, she'll take all the embryos - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
The doctor, she'll take all the embryos
She'll be like, "Ooh, yeah, these ones? These are A-grade embryos right here." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
She'll be like, "Ooh, yeah, these ones? These are ...
"These ones, these are... these are B-grade embryos, so... so I don't know." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
"These ones, these are... these are B-grade embryos, so...