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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

It's the cupthat they use... doctors give you to test your pee for drugs

It's the cup
that they use... doctors give you to test your pee for drugs

Full Transcript

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It's the cup that they use... doctors give you
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to test your pee for drugs.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
82
Timestamp in Movie
00:12:05
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,
Because apparently, like the Titanic, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
Because apparently, like the Titanic,
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:19
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City t...
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool."
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there."
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk...
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel movie Shang-Chi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:18
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel mov...
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stranger. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stran...
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding my own jizz. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding m...
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much, man." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much,...
And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-minute mark. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-m...
End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the clock. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the ...
Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:13
Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it,
Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:13
Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!"
When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble tea. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble...
It's "tapioca." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
It's "tapioca."
The doctor, she'll take all the embryos - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
The doctor, she'll take all the embryos
She'll be like, "Ooh, yeah, these ones? These are A-grade embryos right here." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
She'll be like, "Ooh, yeah, these ones? These are ...