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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Nước mắm. And I went into the room in the hospitalyou go to jerk off

Nước mắm. And I went into the room in the hospital
you go to jerk off

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And I went into the room in the hospital you go to jerk off.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
129
Timestamp in Movie
00:09:07
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage.
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me to finish... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me ...
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospitals on demand. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospi...
Sorry for not being a sex offender - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
Sorry for not being a sex offender
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:48
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,
Because apparently, like the Titanic, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
Because apparently, like the Titanic,
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:19
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City t...
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool."
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there."
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk...
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel movie Shang-Chi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:18
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel mov...
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stranger. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stran...
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding my own jizz. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding m...
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much, man." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much,...