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So, I log into his computer,
I open his web browser, I look at his browsing history, and the whole time, I'm like,
"Please don't let me find my dad's porn." "Please don't let me find
what positions my dad was into." "Even if it was just missionary,
I wouldn't be able to handle it." "I'm gonna have to burn this laptop." For real Chinese people, when we burn things,
it goes to our ancestors, and then my granddad is gonna see it,
and it's like, I don't
I open his web browser, I look at his browsing history, and the whole time, I'm like,
"Please don't let me find my dad's porn." "Please don't let me find
what positions my dad was into." "Even if it was just missionary,
I wouldn't be able to handle it." "I'm gonna have to burn this laptop." For real Chinese people, when we burn things,
it goes to our ancestors, and then my granddad is gonna see it,
and it's like, I don't
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So, I log into his computer,
I open his web browser,
00:00:03.753 --> 00:00:05.063
I look at his browsing history,
00:00:05.713 --> 00:00:09.884
and the whole time, I'm like,
"Please don't let me find my dad's porn."
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"Please don't let me find
what positions my dad was into."
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"Even if it was just missionary,
I wouldn't be able to handle it."
00:00:17.559 --> 00:00:19.477
"I'm gonna have to burn this laptop."
00:00:19.561 --> 00:00:20.562
For real Chinese people,
00:00:20.645 --> 00:00:23.064
when we burn things,
it goes to our ancestors,
00:00:23.147 --> 00:00:26.109
and then my granddad is gonna see it,
and it's like, I don't...
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Movie Summary
Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.