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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

So I'm like,"Whatever, I'll tell the truth." "Uh, let me check my calendar, uh..." "I...

So I'm like,
"Whatever, I'll tell the truth." "Uh, let me check my calendar, uh..." "I guess the last time
I ejaculated was, um..." "Let me see...
Uh, yesterday, around 3:00 p.m."

Full Transcript

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So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth."
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"Uh, let me check my calendar, uh..."
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"I guess the last time I ejaculated was, um..."
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"Let me see... Uh, yesterday, around 3:00 p.m."
Duration
16 seconds
Views
39
Timestamp in Movie
00:07:55
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
And my wife is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And my wife is like,
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out the trash?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out t...
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping garbage bag - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping g...
Nước mắm. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
Nước mắm.
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage.
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me to finish... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me ...
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospitals on demand. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospi...
Sorry for not being a sex offender - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
Sorry for not being a sex offender
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:48
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,
Because apparently, like the Titanic, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
Because apparently, like the Titanic,
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:19
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City t...
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool."
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there."
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk...