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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Sorry for not being a sex offender who can just jerk offas people are dying above me and...

Sorry for not being a sex offender who can just jerk off
as people are dying above me and below me!

Full Transcript

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Sorry for not being a sex offender
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who can just jerk off as people are dying above me and below me!
Duration
9 seconds
Views
44
Timestamp in Movie
00:10:12
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:48
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and then I... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
I fill it to the brim, and then I scrape off the top, and th...
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
And then I... I put it inside my T-shirt,
Because apparently, like the Titanic, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
Because apparently, like the Titanic,
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City taxi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:19
And then I run downstairs, and I jump into a New York City t...
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
So, the taxi driver was like, "Oh, okay, cool."
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
"Unlike the last two dudes who were back there."
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
And because it's New York City, someone on the sidewalk...
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel movie Shang-Chi, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:18
"Am I... Yes, I was a minor character in the Marvel mov...
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stranger. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So, someone on the internet has a photo of me and this stran...
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding my own jizz. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
If you ever come across this photo, just know I am holding m...
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much, man." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:07
He was very grateful. He was like, "Aw, thanks so much,...
And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-minute mark. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And I run into the hospital, right? Already hitting the 45-m...
End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the clock. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
End of the fourth quarter. There's no time left on the ...
Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:13
Like Odell Beckham. She just, like, one hand, grabs it,
Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:13
Just takes it, and she goes, "Boom, shaka-laka!"
When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble tea. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
When sperm goes into the egg, sometimes, it becomes a bubble...