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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs out of my wife's vagina, like salmon roe

The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs out of my wife's vagina, like salmon roe

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The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs
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out of my wife's vagina, like salmon roe.
Duration
9 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:30
Uploaded
Apr 04, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Movie Summary

Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat it. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat...
I don't know if you know how embryos are made, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
I don't know if you know how embryos are made,
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation.
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng."
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed to lie about jerking off. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed...
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct question. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct...
So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:16
So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth.&...
And my wife is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And my wife is like,
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out the trash?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out t...
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping garbage bag - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping g...
Nước mắm. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
Nước mắm.
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage.
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me to finish... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me ...
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospitals on demand. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospi...
Sorry for not being a sex offender - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
Sorry for not being a sex offender
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:48
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the cup that they use... doctors give you
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate into the cup. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
It's got a really tight cap, right? So, I ejaculate int...