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Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It

Twenty-six eggs is like, if Magic Johnson averagedthe triple-double and killed his own...

Twenty-six eggs is like, if Magic Johnson averaged
the triple-double and killed his own AIDS

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Twenty-six eggs is like,
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if Magic Johnson averaged the triple-double and killed his own AIDS.
Duration
8 seconds
Views
35
Timestamp in Movie
00:06:13
Uploaded
Apr 05, 2025
Genres
documentary, comedy
Production
All Things Comedy

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Comedian Ronny Chieng shares humorous insights on topics like IVF, online discourse, politics, and generational divides during a sold-out, multi-night show.
Okay? That's the level of medical miracle that's happening - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:11
Okay? That's the level of medical miracle that's h...
The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
The doctor, like, scraped out 26 eggs
You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat it. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
You gotta Salt Bae the eggs onto the ikura, and then you eat...
I don't know if you know how embryos are made, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
I don't know if you know how embryos are made,
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
So now I have to contribute my half of the embryo equation.
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
She's like, "Good morning, Mr. Chieng."
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed to lie about jerking off. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's the one time in life where you're not allowed...
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct question. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
It's when a medical professional is asking you a direct...
So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth." - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:16
So I'm like, "Whatever, I'll tell the truth.&...
And my wife is like, - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And my wife is like,
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out the trash?" - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
And I was like, "Yeah, but remember when you took out t...
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping garbage bag - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:10
It's really hot the way you carried out that dripping g...
Nước mắm. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
Nước mắm.
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:05
Okay? It's nondescript, not a lot of signage.
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me to finish... - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
And there's grown men outside the door, waiting for me ...
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:08
...so they, too, can use the medical jerking-off room
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospitals on demand. - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:06
Sorry for not being a pervert who can just jerk off in hospi...
Sorry for not being a sex offender - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:09
Sorry for not being a sex offender
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into life - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:17
Sorry the thought of someone getting defibrillated back into...
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to medically ejaculate - Ronny Chieng: Love to Hate It 00:48
{\an8}I'm like, "These people are forcing me to me...