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Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Madam, must you make that noise? Jill Clemons:
Yes, Sir Benjamin. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Is there some defect in your instrument? Jill Clemons:
Oh no, Sir Benjamin. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
It would appear to sound like two skeletons making love on a tin roof. Jill Clemons:
I'm sorry, Sir Benjamin, I had an accident on the way here. Taxi Driver:
[arriving]
I'll say she had an accident. Cost me a fare that has. And what I say is, what about my flippin' bumper? Sir Benjamin Boyd:
And who the devil may you be, sir? Taxi Driver:
I just want to exchange addresses with the young lady. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Although you might find it hard to believe, this is a concert hall and not a marriage bureau. Jill Clemons:
I'm sorry, Sir Benjamin, it's my fault. I backed into him. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Madam, tacit if you please. And you sir, shut your cake hole. If you wish to interview the young lady, I must ask you to wait outside. And I may add that if her driving is on a par with her musicianship, you may think yourself extremely fortunate to be alive. [to the orchestra] Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Now gentlemen, we shall take the final section. From bar 224 if you please
Madam, must you make that noise? Jill Clemons:
Yes, Sir Benjamin. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Is there some defect in your instrument? Jill Clemons:
Oh no, Sir Benjamin. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
It would appear to sound like two skeletons making love on a tin roof. Jill Clemons:
I'm sorry, Sir Benjamin, I had an accident on the way here. Taxi Driver:
[arriving]
I'll say she had an accident. Cost me a fare that has. And what I say is, what about my flippin' bumper? Sir Benjamin Boyd:
And who the devil may you be, sir? Taxi Driver:
I just want to exchange addresses with the young lady. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Although you might find it hard to believe, this is a concert hall and not a marriage bureau. Jill Clemons:
I'm sorry, Sir Benjamin, it's my fault. I backed into him. Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Madam, tacit if you please. And you sir, shut your cake hole. If you wish to interview the young lady, I must ask you to wait outside. And I may add that if her driving is on a par with her musicianship, you may think yourself extremely fortunate to be alive. [to the orchestra] Sir Benjamin Boyd:
Now gentlemen, we shall take the final section. From bar 224 if you please
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Madam must you make that noise
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Yes Sir Benjamin
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Is there some defect in your instrument
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Oh no Sir Benjamin
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It would appear to sound like
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two skeletons making love upon a tin roof
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I'm sorry Sir Benjamin I had an accident on the way here
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I'll say she had an accident Lost me a fare that has
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And what I say is what about my flipping bumper
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And who the devil may you be sir
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I just want to exchange addresses with the young lady
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Although you might find it hard to believe
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this is a concert hall and not a marriage bureau
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I'm sorry Sir Benjamin It's my fault I backed into him
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Madam Tacit if you please
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And you sir Shut your cake hole
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If you wish to interview the young lady wait outside
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And I may add
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that if her driving is on a par with her musicianship
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you may think yourself extremely fortunate to be alive
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Now gentlemen we will take the final section
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From bar 224 if you please
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Movie Summary
A group of students at an elite music school decide to share a flat in order to cut their living costs and have somewhere to practice together. They get into quite a few scraps and adventures, including impersonating a celebrity q...


