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Rosaline

After all, what chance does someone likeyou have when someone like me is around?

After all, what chance does someone like
you have when someone like me is around?

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After all, what chance does someone like you have when someone like me is around?
Duration
7 seconds
Views
47
Timestamp in Movie
00:43:50
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios

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Movie Summary

A comedic retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," told from the point of view of Romeo's jilted ex, Rosaline, the woman Romeo first claims to love before he falls for Juliet.
Well, Cousin, it appears your little gambit has failed. - Rosaline 00:07
Well, Cousin, it appears your little gambit has failed.
- Mmm. Oh. - What's the use? It's hopeless. - Rosaline 00:06
- Mmm. Oh. - What's the use? It's hopeless.
Your father is not the only lord in town who has a child he disapproves of. - Rosaline 00:06
Your father is not the only lord in town who has a child he ...
If only I could just get him off the scent - Rosaline 00:06
If only I could just get him off the scent
Oh, this is cute. Mmm. - Rosaline 00:07
Oh, this is cute. Mmm.
You need a decoy. She needs an obstacle. - Rosaline 00:05
You need a decoy. She needs an obstacle.
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's not perfect for me. I don't wanna marry a woman. - Rosaline 00:06
Mm-hmm. Yeah, it's not perfect for me. I don't wan...
Yeah, I know, but that's the best part. - Rosaline 00:05
Yeah, I know, but that's the best part.
You won't have to marry her for another, like, two or three years. - Rosaline 00:06
You won't have to marry her for another, like, two or t...
And by that time, you could be far away from here. - Rosaline 00:06
And by that time, you could be far away from here.
And do you promise to care for her and protect her? - Rosaline 00:07
And do you promise to care for her and protect her?
And do you promise to guide her morally and keep her on a righteous path? - Rosaline 00:07
And do you promise to guide her morally and keep her on a ri...
And, when the time is right, - Rosaline 00:11
And, when the time is right,
Yes, absolutely. Sons. Mm-hmm. - Rosaline 00:05
Yes, absolutely. Sons. Mm-hmm.
Then it fills me with the greatest of joy to accept your request. - Rosaline 00:06
Then it fills me with the greatest of joy to accept your req...
In two years' time, when the girl is of marrying age, - Rosaline 00:12
In two years' time, when the girl is of marrying age,
Two years, three years, I mean, there's... there's really no rush. - Rosaline 00:06
Two years, three years, I mean, there's... there's...
Go. Tell all of West Verona, - Rosaline 00:10
Go. Tell all of West Verona,
She'll be so excited! - Rosaline 00:05
She'll be so excited!
- No! - Juliet, - Rosaline 00:11
- No! - Juliet,