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God, I can't wait to be old like you
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Rosaline

God, I can't wait to be old like you

God, I can't wait to be old like you

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God, I can't wait to be old like you.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
45
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:26
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios

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Movie Summary

A comedic retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," told from the point of view of Romeo's jilted ex, Rosaline, the woman Romeo first claims to love before he falls for Juliet.
And he is just the most wonderful boy in the whole world. - Rosaline 00:07
And he is just the most wonderful boy in the whole world.
Where was it that you met this wonder boy? - Rosaline 00:05
Where was it that you met this wonder boy?
And already, I can't imagine my life without him. - Rosaline 00:05
And already, I can't imagine my life without him.
Beautiful, romantic things. You've never heard such poetry. - Rosaline 00:06
Beautiful, romantic things. You've never heard such poe...
- How... How do you... - It's Romeo Montague, isn't it? - Rosaline 00:05
- How... How do you... - It's Romeo Montague, isn'...
I'm afraid you're not the first young maiden he's charmed with his... - Rosaline 00:05
I'm afraid you're not the first young maiden he�...
High cheekbones and fancy words. - Rosaline 00:06
High cheekbones and fancy words.
But don't beat yourself up about it. - Rosaline 00:05
But don't beat yourself up about it.
Juliet, you're not even of marrying age. - Rosaline 00:07
Juliet, you're not even of marrying age.
Why settle down with just one man when you can, you know, live a little, - Rosaline 00:10
Why settle down with just one man when you can, you know, li...
Well, I could show you, if you want. - Rosaline 00:06
Well, I could show you, if you want.
- Me! - Right here! Right here! - Rosaline 00:05
- Me! - Right here! Right here!
No. That is just so funny, because I love sports. - Rosaline 00:09
No. That is just so funny, because I love sports.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, jousting, fencing, grappling. - Rosaline 00:06
- Oh, really? - Yeah, jousting, fencing, grappling.
Why on Earth would I want to spend - Rosaline 00:05
Why on Earth would I want to spend
Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your life with. - Rosaline 00:06
Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your l...
You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense, - Rosaline 00:09
You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense,
Uh, your... your mustache is so thick. - Rosaline 00:07
Uh, your... your mustache is so thick.
How are you Rosaline Admiral Shit for Brains - Rosaline 00:05
How are you Rosaline Admiral Shit for Brains
You know, when I first came to Verona, - Rosaline 00:09
You know, when I first came to Verona,