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Rosaline

No matter how many acres of land or special breed of horseyour father's offering

No matter how many acres of land or special breed of horse
your father's offering

Full Transcript

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No matter how many acres of land
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or special breed of horse your father's offering.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
89
Timestamp in Movie
00:13:56
Uploaded
Apr 26, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios

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Movie Summary

A comedic retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," told from the point of view of Romeo's jilted ex, Rosaline, the woman Romeo first claims to love before he falls for Juliet.
Yeah. I have some land, some prospects. - Rosaline 00:05
Yeah. I have some land, some prospects.
Well, we're here. - Rosaline 00:05
Well, we're here.
Yeah, she's a beaut, isn't she? - Rosaline 00:05
Yeah, she's a beaut, isn't she?
I was master helmsman of a six-sail car rack. I assure you she's plenty safe. - Rosaline 00:06
I was master helmsman of a six-sail car rack. I assure you s...
What if I have to go to the bathroom, hmm? - Rosaline 00:06
What if I have to go to the bathroom, hmm?
I am not afraid of the "water." - Rosaline 00:05
I am not afraid of the "water."
Okay, just... Whoa. Whoa. Okay. - Rosaline 00:06
Okay, just... Whoa. Whoa. Okay.
Some chickens, some cows, a very moody goat. - Rosaline 00:06
Some chickens, some cows, a very moody goat.
Yeah, and he's waiting for me right this minute. - Rosaline 00:06
Yeah, and he's waiting for me right this minute.
I, um, I'm... No, all right. - Rosaline 00:06
I, um, I'm... No, all right.
Actually, the pancetta wasn't terrible, so thank you for that. But only for that. - Rosaline 00:06
Actually, the pancetta wasn't terrible, so thank you fo...
Do you think he's tired of me - Rosaline 00:14
Do you think he's tired of me
Oh. Well, I saw Romeo crossing the bridge, and he's headed this way. - Rosaline 00:05
Oh. Well, I saw Romeo crossing the bridge, and he's hea...
Thou art as glorious as a winged messenger of heaven. - Rosaline 00:05
Thou art as glorious as a winged messenger of heaven.
Forswear it, sight. I never saw true beauty until this night. - Rosaline 00:08
Forswear it, sight. I never saw true beauty until this night...
Nurse! Sweet Montague, be true. Stay but a little, I will come again. - Rosaline 00:08
Nurse! Sweet Montague, be true. Stay but a little, I will co...
The point is you can't lie around in bed all afternoon, chicken. - Rosaline 00:05
The point is you can't lie around in bed all afternoon,...
They were kissing, and-and-and touching, and-and being all gross. - Rosaline 00:07
They were kissing, and-and-and touching, and-and being all g...
And he was saying things to her that he just said to me three days ago. - Rosaline 00:06
And he was saying things to her that he just said to me thre...
Mmm. Uncle Capulet, what a surprise. - Rosaline 00:06
Mmm. Uncle Capulet, what a surprise.