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Rosaline

Why on Earth would I want to spend the rest of my lifewith someone like that?

Why on Earth would I want to spend the rest of my life
with someone like that?

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Why on Earth would I want to spend
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the rest of my life with someone like that?
Duration
5 seconds
Views
49
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:01
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios

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Movie Summary

A comedic retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," told from the point of view of Romeo's jilted ex, Rosaline, the woman Romeo first claims to love before he falls for Juliet.
Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your life with. - Rosaline 00:06
Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your l...
You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense, - Rosaline 00:09
You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense,
Uh, your... your mustache is so thick. - Rosaline 00:07
Uh, your... your mustache is so thick.
How are you Rosaline Admiral Shit for Brains - Rosaline 00:05
How are you Rosaline Admiral Shit for Brains
You know, when I first came to Verona, - Rosaline 00:09
You know, when I first came to Verona,
No, he's... He's actually busy tonight. - Rosaline 00:05
No, he's... He's actually busy tonight.
He's witty and smart, writes sonnets, - Rosaline 00:09
He's witty and smart, writes sonnets,
You know, just really the opposite of you. - Rosaline 00:06
You know, just really the opposite of you.
All right. If you'll excuse me, I must go. - Rosaline 00:05
All right. If you'll excuse me, I must go.
Rosaline, I'm having so much fun. Thank you. - Rosaline 00:07
Rosaline, I'm having so much fun. Thank you.
Every time. - Rosaline 00:06
Every time.
Well, in that case, shall we do it again tomorrow? - Rosaline 00:05
Well, in that case, shall we do it again tomorrow?
My dearest Romeo. I haven't heard from you in a while. - Rosaline 00:07
My dearest Romeo. I haven't heard from you in a while.
Nothing much new over here, - Rosaline 00:12
Nothing much new over here,
You know, older, wiser, more beautiful. - Rosaline 00:06
You know, older, wiser, more beautiful.
They definitely didn't teach that in finishing school. - Rosaline 00:05
They definitely didn't teach that in finishing school.
But enough about her. - Rosaline 00:33
But enough about her.
Uh, no, actually. I don't. - Rosaline 00:06
Uh, no, actually. I don't.
Romeo, are you alive? - Rosaline 00:11
Romeo, are you alive?
Why do you not return my letters - Rosaline 00:25
Why do you not return my letters