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Rosaline

Why settle down with just one manwhen you can, you know, live a little, play the...

Why settle down with just one man
when you can, you know, live a little, play the field,
sample at the buffet of life?

Full Transcript

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Why settle down with just one man when you can, you know, live a little,
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play the field, sample at the buffet of life?
Duration
10 seconds
Views
48
Timestamp in Movie
00:30:45
Uploaded
Apr 27, 2025
Genres
comedy, romance
Production
21 Laps Entertainment,20th Century Studios

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Movie Summary

A comedic retelling of Shakespeare's "Romeo and Juliet," told from the point of view of Romeo's jilted ex, Rosaline, the woman Romeo first claims to love before he falls for Juliet.
Well, I could show you, if you want. - Rosaline 00:06
Well, I could show you, if you want.
- Me! - Right here! Right here! - Rosaline 00:05
- Me! - Right here! Right here!
No. That is just so funny, because I love sports. - Rosaline 00:09
No. That is just so funny, because I love sports.
- Oh, really? - Yeah, jousting, fencing, grappling. - Rosaline 00:06
- Oh, really? - Yeah, jousting, fencing, grappling.
Why on Earth would I want to spend - Rosaline 00:05
Why on Earth would I want to spend
Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your life with. - Rosaline 00:06
Juliet, you're not here to find someone to spend your l...
You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense, - Rosaline 00:09
You're here to just enjoy yourself at their expense,
Uh, your... your mustache is so thick. - Rosaline 00:07
Uh, your... your mustache is so thick.
How are you Rosaline Admiral Shit for Brains - Rosaline 00:05
How are you Rosaline Admiral Shit for Brains
You know, when I first came to Verona, - Rosaline 00:09
You know, when I first came to Verona,
No, he's... He's actually busy tonight. - Rosaline 00:05
No, he's... He's actually busy tonight.
He's witty and smart, writes sonnets, - Rosaline 00:09
He's witty and smart, writes sonnets,
You know, just really the opposite of you. - Rosaline 00:06
You know, just really the opposite of you.
All right. If you'll excuse me, I must go. - Rosaline 00:05
All right. If you'll excuse me, I must go.
Rosaline, I'm having so much fun. Thank you. - Rosaline 00:07
Rosaline, I'm having so much fun. Thank you.
Every time. - Rosaline 00:06
Every time.
Well, in that case, shall we do it again tomorrow? - Rosaline 00:05
Well, in that case, shall we do it again tomorrow?
My dearest Romeo. I haven't heard from you in a while. - Rosaline 00:07
My dearest Romeo. I haven't heard from you in a while.
Nothing much new over here, - Rosaline 00:12
Nothing much new over here,
You know, older, wiser, more beautiful. - Rosaline 00:06
You know, older, wiser, more beautiful.