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Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Comedian Rose Matafeo has kissed nearly 10 men in her life, AKA she's a total horndog. But what is horniness. Is it that intangible essence of excitement and adventure that has inspired humankind since the dawn of time. An underst...

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Barbara Wiltshire

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I did
a spin, I think - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I did a spin, I think

But it's like as a kid I didn't understand what
the connection was between those feelings - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But it's like as a kid I didn't understand what th...

Like that was a big word to get around it,
I think there was always vague words - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Like that was a big word to get around it, I think there was...

Just explore your bodies, girls, just explore,
explore your bodies, like, you know - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Just explore your bodies, girls, just explore, explore your ...

I've been exploring this
cavernous pussy for twenty years - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I've been exploring this cavernous pussy for twenty yea...

And also when it comes
to that stuff, I don't - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And also when it comes to that stuff, I don't

I do - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I technically know what to do,
but my problem is that I get so easily distracted - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I technically know what to do, but my problem is that I get ...

I'm not saying anything,
if you wanna - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I'm not saying anything, if you wanna

And I'll be on my way to doing it,
and then suddenly just like a random thought - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And I'll be on my way to doing it, and then suddenly ju...

Then I'll start
googling Keane, right. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Then I'll start googling Keane, right.

Do you know how hard
it is to have a wank - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Do you know how hard it is to have a wank

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I
think there is just a fundamental difference - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

So, I guess what I'm trying to say is that I think ther...

I just think it was just inherently different,
I think if you happen to have - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I just think it was just inherently different, I think if yo...

I have had sex before, I do
wanna just reiterate that. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I have had sex before, I do wanna just reiterate that.

But that is a more straightforward solve to feelings of horniness, right. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But that is a more straightforward solve to feelings of...

It's like emotionally
complex horniness, right. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

It's like emotionally complex horniness, right.

Like, like for instance when I was a teenage
girl and I had a crush on a teenage boy - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Like, like for instance when I was a teenage girl and I had ...

I made a fucking collage,
you know what I mean, like okay, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I made a fucking collage, you know what I mean, like okay,

Okay, so I got to the age of eighteen years
old and I finally achieved what I think I'd been - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Okay, so I got to the age of eighteen years old and I finall...

Thanks, oh, do not whoop
just yet, okay. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Thanks, oh, do not whoop just yet, okay.

Cause what that started,
unbeknownst to me, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Cause what that started, unbeknownst to me,

I told you I fucking go
hard or I go home, yeah. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I told you I fucking go hard or I go home, yeah.

Another true thing about me is that out
of the last five people I have kissed, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Another true thing about me is that out of the last five peo...

And that's what I do,
I just throw myself - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And that's what I do, I just throw myself

They're like, Rose, you know what your problem is,
what your problem is, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

They're like, Rose, you know what your problem is, what...

What it actually is, is it's
actually something different - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

What it actually is, is it's actually something differe...

But there is something there,
and maybe I'll explore that another day - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But there is something there, and maybe I'll explore th...

I am obviously self-aware enough
to know, you know what it is. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I am obviously self-aware enough to know, you know what it i...

So I will, I'll give it a go,
what I'm trying to - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

So I will, I'll give it a go, what I'm trying to

It has to exist within your body for the rest of your life,
almost like in a crystallized form - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

It has to exist within your body for the rest of your life, ...

I did try and turn that into a meme,
but that didn't really imply that's - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I did try and turn that into a meme, but that didn't re...

We are selling our t-shirts and tote bags as well,
so I don't is that - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

We are selling our t-shirts and tote bags as well, so I don&...

I think maybe this, okay,
maybe this isn't relatable, but I think - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I think maybe this, okay, maybe this isn't relatable, b...

I am more in love with the concept of being in love,
rather than the reality of it. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I am more in love with the concept of being in love, rather ...

And you know what I mean by that,
like the idea of a bath it's fucking incredible. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And you know what I mean by that, like the idea of a bath it...

But the reality of a bath is that you are hot and you're wet - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But the reality of a bath is that you are hot and...

And that is literal
hell to me, right. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And that is literal hell to me, right.

I go into a set of negative meditation when I get to a a therapist is like - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I go into a set of negative meditation when I get to a a...

I go to my therapist a lot and it's so funny cause most of the things I talk - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I go to my therapist a lot and it's so funny cause most...

She's like, Rose, Ro,
what your pro what your problem is, is that - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

She's like, Rose, Ro, what your pro what your problem i...

So, all you've gotta do, all you've gotta do,
all you've gotta do is you've gotta do - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

So, all you've gotta do, all you've gotta do, all ...

And then another part of me,
very deep down, thinks, how am I paying you - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And then another part of me, very deep down, thinks, how am ...

She also said,
after last long-term relationship I got out of - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

She also said, after last long-term relationship I got out o...

Cause she just didn't she wasn't on my wavelength,
but she was right - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Cause she just didn't she wasn't on my...

And I do have this
recurring fantasy about, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And I do have this recurring fantasy about,

It's the scenario of me finding out that
my ex-boyfriend is seeing someone new. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

It's the scenario of me finding out that my ex-boyfrien...

It's because I wa - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

It's because I wa

I want to be like Katharine Hepburn when that bombshell drops, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I want to be like Katharine Hepburn when that bombshell...

Ideally when it happens, I'll
be holding something, right. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Ideally when it happens, I'll be holding something, rig...

And so, as soon as the person,
like my friend tells me that my ex-boyfriend - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And so, as soon as the person, like my friend tells me that ...

It's just - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

You're enablers if you
clap, right, that's - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

You're enablers if you clap, right, that's

You're about to get your hair
cut and you cry all the way - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

You're about to get your hair cut and you cry all the w...

Is that example too
specific? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Is that example too specific?

And my friends tell me, they're
like, Rose, Ro, you are - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And my friends tell me, they're like, Rose, Ro, you are

And I say, sorry, sorry,
are you you are talking to a woman who has no fewer - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And I say, sorry, sorry, are you you are talking to a woman ...

And especially at a time like this,
at a time like this where I think if the Internet was - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And especially at a time like this, at a time like this wher...

Like if it - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But has anyone, I'll ask this,
has anyone in the room had to go through a breakup - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But has anyone, I'll ask this, has anyone in the room h...

Because I - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Oh, how could I not know that since I had access
to almost all of your personal information? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Oh, how could I not know that since I had access to almost a...

In fact, fuck you, Facebook,
I don't see how they can't figure that out. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

In fact, fuck you, Facebook, I don't see how they can&#...

I don't see how Facebook can read into my
messages and see when I might be freaking - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I don't see how Facebook can read into my messages and ...

I just wanna say, where is
the algorithm for that? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I just wanna say, where is the algorithm for that?

I love my period tracking app,
but I have two problems with it - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I love my period tracking app, but I have two problems with ...

You'd just be like,
day five. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

You'd just be like, day five.

Still bleeding. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Still bleeding.

That's what it feels like, but
the second problem I have - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

That's what it feels like, but the second problem I hav...

So at the height of my menstrual cycle every month,
I am advertised the same fucking pair - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

So at the height of my menstrual cycle every month, I am adv...

That is someone preying on me at my most
emotionally vulnerable and it's everything's - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

That is someone preying on me at my most emotionally vulnera...

You know it's bovine
when it feels like, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

You know it's bovine when it feels like,

Oh my God, do you know when you like log into Netflix and you're like,
your ex-boyfriend - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Oh my God, do you know when you like log into Netflix and...

And so you go in and you see that he's half
way through the new series of Stranger Things - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And so you go in and you see that he's half way through...

And so what you do is you watch you six episodes
in one night so you can catch up where he is - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And so what you do is you watch you six episodes in one nigh...

Well, that's the
show, um - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Well, that's the show, um

Thank you for coming, um, usually that bit like,
is like an ending where everyone's - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Thank you for coming, um, usually that bit like, is like an ...

And then we like end on like a high,
but no, that's, yeah, cool. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And then we like end on like a high, but no, that's, ye...

I guess oh, I guess if there
were a lesson to be learned - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I guess oh, I guess if there were a lesson to be learned

But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth it,
that's not what I mean. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

But that doesn't mean it wasn't worth it, that...

Like I don't want that to be the message of the show,
like maybe I was, maybe was wrong - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Like I don't want that to be the message of the show, l...

And I feel like you can't you can't change that,
you can't change your personality. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And I feel like you can't you can't change that, y...

I'm fine. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Why would you want to hold back, though,
from one of those things that you - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Why would you want to hold back, though, from one of those t...

Like I heard that on a podcast, right, so,
I know why would you hold back from - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Like I heard that on a podcast, right, so, I know why would ...

Cause I think like love is like a high-risk,
high-reward situation, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

Cause I think like love is like a high-risk, high-reward sit...

And the more you put in, the more you stand to get out,
you have to risk something. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And the more you put in, the more you stand to get out, you ...

And even if you're going through the most awful,
like horrible form of heartbreak - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And even if you're going through the most awful, like h...

And I just think that putting a hundred percent
into something will always be worth it. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog

And I just think that putting a hundred percent into somethi...

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Comedian Rose Matafeo has kissed nearly 10 men in her life, AKA she's a total horndog. But what is horniness. Is it that intangible essence of excitement and adventure that has inspired humankind since the dawn of time. An underst...

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Director: Barbara Wiltshire

Writer: Rose Matafeo

Production: Avalon Television

Genre: comedy

Year: 2020

MetaScore: N/A/100

ImdbRating: 6.5

BoxOffice: N/A

Released: 20 Aug 2020

Awards: N/A

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