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I invented the dark web
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Rose Matafeo: Horndog

I invented the darkweb, That was me, it was an accident,I started a guild on Neopets and...

I invented the dark
web, That was me, it was an accident,
I started a guild on Neopets and then everybody
just kept joining

Full Transcript

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I invented the dark web,
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That was me, it was an accident, I started a guild on Neopets
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and then everybody just kept joining.
Duration
10 seconds
Views
19
Timestamp in Movie
00:28:45
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rose Matafeo has kissed nearly 10 men in her life, AKA she's a total horndog. But what is horniness. Is it that intangible essence of excitement and adventure that has inspired humankind since the dawn of time. An underst...
I was like, oh, this is the dark web now, that's - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:17
I was like, oh, this is the dark web now, that's
So, for a brief moment in the 2000s, I don't know if anyone remembers this - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:10
So, for a brief moment in the 2000s, I don't know if an...
I was, a horny teenager with access to the early unsupervised Internet - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:09
I was, a horny teenager with access to the early unsupervise...
The only problem was that boys did not like me. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
The only problem was that boys did not like me.
I had curly hair, I had curly hair as a teenager, still do - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:16
I had curly hair, I had curly hair as a teenager, still do
I wanna know, I still feel like, as a curly-haired person in this era, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:13
I wanna know, I still feel like, as a curly-haired person in...
There always is, because it always comes from - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:05
There always is, because it always comes from
So it'd always be like a middle-aged woman who's like, Rose, oh, my God, I lo - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
So it'd always be like a middle-aged woman who's...
Ooh, they look gorgeous and you know what you are so brave, you are so brave. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:06
Ooh, they look gorgeous and you know what you are so brave, ...
And I think it was the curly hair, it was also like as a teenager - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
And I think it was the curly hair, it was also like as a tee...
I've had that since birth. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:04
I've had that since birth.
I had to find out that I have completely flat feet at school, - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:15
I had to find out that I have completely flat feet at school...
I will say this, I had a really, as a teenager I had a really bad case - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:20
I will say this, I had a really, as a teenager I had a reall...
Nobody describes a man as being a bitch - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:09
Nobody describes a man as being a bitch
But it's rooted in this fucked up expectation that women should always be - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
But it's rooted in this fucked up expectation that...
But for men, the exact opposite is true because resting bitchface, that's your default face, fellas. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:06
But for men, the exact opposite is true because resting...
But and I hate the double standard of that, but part of me, honestly part of me deep down - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:15
But and I hate the double standard of that, but part of me, ...
When I see a man who's always smiling I get the same feeling in the pit of my stomach - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
When I see a man who's always smiling I get the same fe...
I don't trust anything where you can see - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:06
I don't trust anything where you can see
I mean, that took four hours to edit, worth it? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:07
I mean, that took four hours to edit, worth it?