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Rose Matafeo: Horndog

That would be insane

That would be insane

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That would be insane.
Duration
6 seconds
Views
20
Timestamp in Movie
00:24:19
Uploaded
May 31, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
Avalon Television

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Movie Summary

Comedian Rose Matafeo has kissed nearly 10 men in her life, AKA she's a total horndog. But what is horniness. Is it that intangible essence of excitement and adventure that has inspired humankind since the dawn of time. An underst...
I'm sorry, what? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:04
I'm sorry, what?
It was like, I tell you what, his name was Calum, let's call Calum - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:09
It was like, I tell you what, his name was Calum, let's...
And he was I don't want to say ugly, that's a very, that's a very - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:07
And he was I don't want to say ugly, that's a very...
Do you know that do you know that bit in an apricot that goes in? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:07
Do you know that do you know that bit in an apricot that...
Little wrap-around pair of Dirty Dogs covering that shit up. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:05
Little wrap-around pair of Dirty Dogs covering that shit up.
His face was symmetrical but in a bad way, yeah. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:05
His face was symmetrical but in a bad way, yeah.
So, he wasn't like my type but by the end of that hour long boat ride - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:09
So, he wasn't like my type but by the end of that hour...
Because if he can drive one it's the sexiest thing I could ima - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:06
Because if he can drive one it's the sexiest thing I co...
That's fucking bullshit cause there's like three hundred people in here. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:05
That's fucking bullshit cause there's like three...
I'm waiting for the day where I ask that and I just see like a captain in the crowd - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:11
I'm waiting for the day where I ask that and I just see...
I'd be after him, right, because if you can drive a boat - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:06
I'd be after him, right, because if you can drive a boa...
You can have kidnapped me, you could have kidnapped me - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:14
You can have kidnapped me, you could have kidnapped me
That's what you do. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:04
That's what you do.
But I can pinpoint when these feelings started I think, and I feel like all these obsessive - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:13
But I can pinpoint when these feelings started I think, and ...
And I was writing the show, obviously the penny dropped, obviously that coincides with - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
And I was writing the show, obviously the penny dropped, obv...
So obviously there was a connection between these obsessive feelings and, you know - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:08
So obviously there was a connection between these obsessive ...
So, I want to do this thing. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:04
So, I want to do this thing.
I think you guys will be up for it, I want to take us back in time. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:04
I think you guys will be up for it, I want to take us back i...
I want to take us on a little time travel trip, if that is okay with you guys? - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:04
I want to take us on a little time travel trip, if that is o...
I'm gonna take you back to the ancient year of 2005, okay. - Rose Matafeo: Horndog 00:07
I'm gonna take you back to the ancient year of 2005, ok...