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And they had me and guess whose body I inherited
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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

And they had me and guesswhose body I inherited

And they had me and guess
whose body I inherited

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And they had me and guess whose body I inherited.
Duration
7 seconds
Views
21
Timestamp in Movie
00:17:57
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
[audience laughs]
It's very sad, very sad for a girl. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
It's very sad, very sad for a girl.
Just a crack in my back is basically what I had. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Just a crack in my back is basically what I had.
It's very sad for my-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It's very sad for my--
Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would
I mean, they were really-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I mean, they were really--
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you,
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fat, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fa...
They put me on so many diets, the rice - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
They put me on so many diets, the rice
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked.
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman--
So she goes, so I don't know if this rings true for any of you. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
So she goes, so I don't know if this rings true for any...
But the first thing that went in my mind is-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
But the first thing that went in my mind is--
And by the way she answered-- because it took - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And by the way she answered-- because it took
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slob - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slo...
And all of them had eyes that went like this, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And all of them had eyes that went like this,
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never
And they were fat, not that I should say - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And they were fat, not that I should say
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator,