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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

As I pointed out to you,you could have picked A mexican gentleman whodidn't smoke crack,...

As I pointed out to you,
you could have picked A mexican gentleman who
didn't smoke crack, had a job, And no facial tattoos, and I
would have celebrated with you

Full Transcript

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As I pointed out to you, you could have picked
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A mexican gentleman who didn't smoke crack, had a job,
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And no facial tattoos, and I would have celebrated with you.
Duration
13 seconds
Views
38
Timestamp in Movie
01:01:47
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
But now, I'm rolled up in the dirt like a burrito, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But now, I'm rolled up in the dirt like a burrito,
And something that really, really pisses me off here. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And something that really, really pisses me off here.
"dear mcdonald's, your refusal to offer the mcrib sandwich - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
"dear mcdonald's, your refusal to offer the mcrib ...
You think they could afford some kind of advertising plan - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
You think they could afford some kind of advertising plan
Or they could go, christmas is for the mcrib or just anything. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Or they could go, christmas is for the mcrib or just anythin...
But no, they never tell us when it's gonna come back, do they? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
But no, they never tell us when it's gonna come back, d...
"dear mcdonald's, refusal to offer the mcrib sandwich - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
"dear mcdonald's, refusal to offer the mcrib sandw...
Because you, sirs, have barbecue sauce as well as my blood - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Because you, sirs, have barbecue sauce as well as my blood
And I'm loving it!" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And I'm loving it!"
And finally, "dear abc--" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And finally, "dear abc--"
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
[audience cheers]
And it goes, "sometimes suicide is misplaced homicide." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And it goes, "sometimes suicide is misplaced homicide.&...
"dear abc, when you asked me, once again, to come back - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:21
"dear abc, when you asked me, once again, to come back
Unfortunately, network executives - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Unfortunately, network executives
It was your bright idea to kill off my character - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
It was your bright idea to kill off my character
I'm not the one that's dead, bitches." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
I'm not the one that's dead, bitches."
Ladies and gentlemen, my final message of the evening. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Ladies and gentlemen, my final message of the evening.
Don't wait till it's too late to tell the people you love - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Don't wait till it's too late to tell the people y...
I think that's the message I really want to give to you all. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
I think that's the message I really want to give to you...
Tonight, go home tell those you love to fuck off right now. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
Tonight, go home tell those you love to fuck off right now.