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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

That's what a woman is, ok?

[audience cheers] That's what a woman is, ok?

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That's what a woman is, ok?
Duration
8 seconds
Views
32
Timestamp in Movie
00:38:52
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
A woman is someone who cleans up everybody else's shit! - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
A woman is someone who cleans up everybody else's shit!
A woman is somebody whose boobs hang down to her knees - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:14
A woman is somebody whose boobs hang down to her knees
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And I just want to say to all those girls - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:14
And I just want to say to all those girls
I'm trying to get a kleenex out of this pocket. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
I'm trying to get a kleenex out of this pocket.
Women, keep your penis in your pants. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Women, keep your penis in your pants.
In this day and age, take some responsibility - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
In this day and age, take some responsibility
These #metoo whores, they are so on my last nerve. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
These #metoo whores, they are so on my last nerve.
If you are gonna go to a disney producer's room at 3:00 am, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
If you are gonna go to a disney producer's room at 3:00...
Then you're not gonna turn around and cry about it - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Then you're not gonna turn around and cry about it
When I was young, we gals used to go to parties hoping to get - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
When I was young, we gals used to go to parties hoping to ge...
And nobody thought anything about it. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
And nobody thought anything about it.
Remember when you were young and you got molested? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Remember when you were young and you got molested?
My mom's like, didn't I tell you not to go around old joe - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
My mom's like, didn't I tell you not to go around ...
And there you are, running up there to the corner, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
And there you are, running up there to the corner,
We didn't drink caramel pumpkin latte "mah-chi-ah-to," - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
We didn't drink caramel pumpkin latte "mah-chi-ah-...
We didn't do that. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
We didn't do that.
We drank tab and fresca and shit that had saccharin in it. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
We drank tab and fresca and shit that had saccharin in it.
They gave us liver cancer, and we were happy to have it, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
They gave us liver cancer, and we were happy to have it,