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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

Once I got the covid, though,and saw that my kids weren't Going to come over,I was, like,...

[audience laughs] Once I got the covid, though,
and saw that my kids weren't Going to come over,
I was, like, man, I'm going to get the long covid

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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Once I got the covid, though, and saw that my kids weren't
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Going to come over, I was, like, man,
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I'm going to get the long covid.
Duration
12 seconds
Views
31
Timestamp in Movie
00:32:40
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
[audience laughs]
It's like living in a rest home is what it was like there. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It's like living in a rest home is what it was like the...
I had an assistant that cooked for me and brought me tea, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
I had an assistant that cooked for me and brought me tea,
It was the first time in my life that I haven't had to take care - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
It was the first time in my life that I haven't had to ...
I just laid there in bed talking to god and writing jokes. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
I just laid there in bed talking to god and writing jokes.
[audience erupts in cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
[audience erupts in cheers]
She goes, it's good they're sick because they're developing - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
She goes, it's good they're sick because they'...
You bring over these kids with the green snot in their nose, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
You bring over these kids with the green snot in their nose,
I'll watch them on facetime. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
I'll watch them on facetime.
It was so much better. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It was so much better.
How many yous got the vax? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
How many yous got the vax?
Boy, what a-- that makes me mad, they - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Boy, what a-- that makes me mad, they
I hope they have to pay for that, what they did to us. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
I hope they have to pay for that, what they did to us.
Did you get any of that myocarditis, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
Did you get any of that myocarditis,
What happened to people that they start believing, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
What happened to people that they start believing,
Ha, ha, ha! - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Ha, ha, ha!
My whole family's bunch of libtards, you know, as I said. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
My whole family's bunch of libtards, you know, as I sai...
And they called me a conspiracy theorist the whole time, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
And they called me a conspiracy theorist the whole time,
Now, my whole family is sick, what with blood clots and this - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Now, my whole family is sick, what with blood clots and this
[audience laughter] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
[audience laughter]