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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

So she said, "well,you've got to go on a diet Then if you want to." So she took me to...

[audience laughs] So she said, "well,
you've got to go on a diet Then if you want to." So she took me to this diet guy

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[audience laughs]
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So she said, "well, you've got to go on a diet
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Then if you want to."
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So she took me to this diet guy.
Duration
11 seconds
Views
23
Timestamp in Movie
00:21:23
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
And she waits till the last minute, my mom, to tell me, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:19
And she waits till the last minute, my mom, to tell me,
So we go in there, and he rolls over - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
So we go in there, and he rolls over
And he rolls over there and starts going like this. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
And he rolls over there and starts going like this.
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh, mm-hmm." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh, mm-hmm."
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'd say there's about 40 pounds of you - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I'd say there's about 40 pounds of you
So he fixes it up that I go in there every day-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
So he fixes it up that I go in there every day--
Urine from a pregnant horse, well, it - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Urine from a pregnant horse, well, it
Your metabolism speed up, so you start losing weight, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Your metabolism speed up, so you start losing weight,
I lost so much weight that I got pregnant by the neighbor guy, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I lost so much weight that I got pregnant by the neighbor gu...
But, yeah, I was kind of cute at that time, then I left home. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But, yeah, I was kind of cute at that time, then I left home...
I had all these fantasies living at home there, living at home - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I had all these fantasies living at home there, living at ho...
I didn't have no friends or nothing, mostly in my room, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
I didn't have no friends or nothing, mostly in my room,
Number one, I wanted to grow up, leave utah, of course. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Number one, I wanted to grow up, leave utah, of course.
Two, I wanted to get out there and get - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Two, I wanted to get out there and get
I wanted to move away, so I could take birth control pills - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:20
I wanted to move away, so I could take birth control pills
[audience erupts in cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
[audience erupts in cheers]
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:18
[audience cheers]
Now I'm, like, half hawaii, half texas, which is cool. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Now I'm, like, half hawaii, half texas, which is cool.
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
[audience cheers]