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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

Not my mother's but my dad,the body built like a barrel, With no waist and noass cheeks...

[audience laughs] Not my mother's but my dad,
the body built like a barrel, With no waist and no
ass cheeks whatsoever

Full Transcript

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[audience laughs]
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Not my mother's but my dad, the body built like a barrel,
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With no waist and no ass cheeks whatsoever.
Duration
15 seconds
Views
25
Timestamp in Movie
00:18:03
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
It's very sad, very sad for a girl. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
It's very sad, very sad for a girl.
Just a crack in my back is basically what I had. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
Just a crack in my back is basically what I had.
It's very sad for my-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
It's very sad for my--
Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Plus, my mother and father were very concerned that I would
I mean, they were really-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I mean, they were really--
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
I mean, no guy is ever going to want to marry you,
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fat, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And you're always in trouble, and you're really fa...
They put me on so many diets, the rice - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
They put me on so many diets, the rice
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
They put me on every damn diet, and none of them worked.
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
Finally, my mom said she's going to-- she
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
She's, like, I found a wonderful gentleman--
So she goes, so I don't know if this rings true for any of you. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
So she goes, so I don't know if this rings true for any...
But the first thing that went in my mind is-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
But the first thing that went in my mind is--
And by the way she answered-- because it took - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And by the way she answered-- because it took
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slob - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slo...
And all of them had eyes that went like this, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And all of them had eyes that went like this,
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never
And they were fat, not that I should say - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And they were fat, not that I should say
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator,
The guy, he thought he was disguising it, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
The guy, he thought he was disguising it,