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But the first thing that went in my mind is
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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

But the first thing thatwent in my mind is-- I don't know if this happened toyou, if this...

But the first thing that
went in my mind is-- I don't know if this happened to
you, if this is familiar-- is, Like, "um, mom, we're not
related to him, are we?" [audience laughs] Does that ring true
for any of y'all?

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But the first thing that went in my mind is--
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I don't know if this happened to you, if this is familiar-- is,
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Like, "um, mom, we're not related to him, are we?"
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[audience laughs]
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Does that ring true for any of y'all?
Duration
16 seconds
Views
29
Timestamp in Movie
00:19:44
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
And by the way she answered-- because it took - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
And by the way she answered-- because it took
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slob - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
And it was stu bernstein, that big fat guy, that big fat slo...
And all of them had eyes that went like this, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And all of them had eyes that went like this,
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
The whole family's eyes, wah-wah, wah-wah, they never
And they were fat, not that I should say - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And they were fat, not that I should say
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And, plus, he's a chronic masturbator,
The guy, he thought he was disguising it, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
The guy, he thought he was disguising it,
"well, let's all go down to the dairy queen - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:21
"well, let's all go down to the dairy queen
I'm not, you know. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I'm not, you know.
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:11
[audience laughs]
And she waits till the last minute, my mom, to tell me, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:19
And she waits till the last minute, my mom, to tell me,
So we go in there, and he rolls over - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
So we go in there, and he rolls over
And he rolls over there and starts going like this. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
And he rolls over there and starts going like this.
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh, mm-hmm." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, oh, mm-hmm."
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
"mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
I'd say there's about 40 pounds of you - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I'd say there's about 40 pounds of you
So he fixes it up that I go in there every day-- - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:12
So he fixes it up that I go in there every day--
Urine from a pregnant horse, well, it - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Urine from a pregnant horse, well, it
Your metabolism speed up, so you start losing weight, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:06
Your metabolism speed up, so you start losing weight,
I lost so much weight that I got pregnant by the neighbor guy, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:08
I lost so much weight that I got pregnant by the neighbor gu...