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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

"dear mom, remember thoseparty dresses you sewed for me And forced me towear to third...

"dear mom, remember those
party dresses you sewed for me And forced me to
wear to third grade Because you said they
were slender-izing, The ones with the hoop skirts
that I couldn't lift up fast Enough or push out of
the way on the potty, Causing me to pee
on the back of them And then to be laughed at
by all the other students The entire day?

Full Transcript

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"dear mom, remember those party dresses you sewed for me
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And forced me to wear to third grade
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Because you said they were slender-izing,
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The ones with the hoop skirts that I couldn't lift up fast
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Enough or push out of the way on the potty,
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Causing me to pee on the back of them
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And then to be laughed at by all the other students
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The entire day?
Duration
28 seconds
Views
37
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:12
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
Well, now it seems that I've killed myself, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Well, now it seems that I've killed myself,
[audience laughs] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
[audience laughs]
Had you been a better mother or seamstress, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
Had you been a better mother or seamstress,
But instead, I'm stepping cold and hanging in the closet - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But instead, I'm stepping cold and hanging in the close...
Thanks, mom!" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
Thanks, mom!"
"dear daughter, when you called me a racist simply - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:26
"dear daughter, when you called me a racist simply
As I pointed out to you, you could have picked - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
As I pointed out to you, you could have picked
But now, I'm rolled up in the dirt like a burrito, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But now, I'm rolled up in the dirt like a burrito,
And something that really, really pisses me off here. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And something that really, really pisses me off here.
"dear mcdonald's, your refusal to offer the mcrib sandwich - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
"dear mcdonald's, your refusal to offer the mcrib ...
You think they could afford some kind of advertising plan - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
You think they could afford some kind of advertising plan
Or they could go, christmas is for the mcrib or just anything. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Or they could go, christmas is for the mcrib or just anythin...
But no, they never tell us when it's gonna come back, do they? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
But no, they never tell us when it's gonna come back, d...
"dear mcdonald's, refusal to offer the mcrib sandwich - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
"dear mcdonald's, refusal to offer the mcrib sandw...
Because you, sirs, have barbecue sauce as well as my blood - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Because you, sirs, have barbecue sauce as well as my blood
And I'm loving it!" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And I'm loving it!"
And finally, "dear abc--" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And finally, "dear abc--"
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
[audience cheers]
And it goes, "sometimes suicide is misplaced homicide." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And it goes, "sometimes suicide is misplaced homicide.&...
"dear abc, when you asked me, once again, to come back - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:21
"dear abc, when you asked me, once again, to come back