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Had you been a better mother or seamstress
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Roseanne Barr: Cancel This!

Had you been a bettermother or seamstress, I might be taking those westernswing dancing...

Had you been a better
mother or seamstress, I might be taking those western
swing dancing classes with you And your new boyfriend,
arnie, right now

Full Transcript

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Had you been a better mother or seamstress,
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I might be taking those western swing dancing classes with you
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And your new boyfriend, arnie, right now.
Duration
16 seconds
Views
26
Timestamp in Movie
01:00:50
Uploaded
Apr 15, 2025
Genres
comedy
Production
N/A

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Movie Summary

For the first time in sixteen years, comedic icon Roseanne Barr returns to the stage for one night only on Fox Nation, with no subject off limits.
But instead, I'm stepping cold and hanging in the closet - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But instead, I'm stepping cold and hanging in the close...
Thanks, mom!" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
Thanks, mom!"
"dear daughter, when you called me a racist simply - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:26
"dear daughter, when you called me a racist simply
As I pointed out to you, you could have picked - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
As I pointed out to you, you could have picked
But now, I'm rolled up in the dirt like a burrito, - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
But now, I'm rolled up in the dirt like a burrito,
And something that really, really pisses me off here. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
And something that really, really pisses me off here.
"dear mcdonald's, your refusal to offer the mcrib sandwich - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:16
"dear mcdonald's, your refusal to offer the mcrib ...
You think they could afford some kind of advertising plan - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
You think they could afford some kind of advertising plan
Or they could go, christmas is for the mcrib or just anything. - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:07
Or they could go, christmas is for the mcrib or just anythin...
But no, they never tell us when it's gonna come back, do they? - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:05
But no, they never tell us when it's gonna come back, d...
"dear mcdonald's, refusal to offer the mcrib sandwich - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:15
"dear mcdonald's, refusal to offer the mcrib sandw...
Because you, sirs, have barbecue sauce as well as my blood - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Because you, sirs, have barbecue sauce as well as my blood
And I'm loving it!" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And I'm loving it!"
And finally, "dear abc--" - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And finally, "dear abc--"
[audience cheers] - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:13
[audience cheers]
And it goes, "sometimes suicide is misplaced homicide." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
And it goes, "sometimes suicide is misplaced homicide.&...
"dear abc, when you asked me, once again, to come back - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:21
"dear abc, when you asked me, once again, to come back
Unfortunately, network executives - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
Unfortunately, network executives
It was your bright idea to kill off my character - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:10
It was your bright idea to kill off my character
I'm not the one that's dead, bitches." - Roseanne Barr: Cancel This! 00:09
I'm not the one that's dead, bitches."